Man Claims His Genitals Were Burned By Urinal In Arby’s

Man Claims His Genitals Were Burned By Urinal In Arby’s: In other news Arby’s will be featuring Jerry Lee Lewis in a hot new ad campaign.

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  • So now I know what happened to the guy who fried his crotch when he threw the lit cigarette into the gas filled toilet.

    • After reading the article, I would say that the plumber that piped the store would be at fault, however, I see no way that that is even possible unless the hot water line was piped into the sewer line, and even then, it's highly unlikely that it would be coming up instead of draining down.

  • I hear Oscar Meyer has been contracted to create the prosthetic Dejoie plans to wear. A company spokesperson shared Friday that he has been warned against the use of topical analgesics such as ketchup, mustard and relish.

  • "Dejoie’s lawyer did not specify exactly how much they’re hoping to settle for or why it took two years for them to file the suit."

    Must have been a hell of a wanker burn if it took him two years to file a lawsuit...Sounds like someone has been cruising the internet looking for legal advice or talking to his dope smoking friends...Two Years? I am not a plumber (and I don't even play one on TV) but I am wondering just what kind of a urinal Arby's buys that can attack your member and turn it into roast beef....