Man gets 7 years for stealing Obama’s teleprompter. Deservedly so, our super-genius 11-dimensional-chess-playing Dear Leader is at a loss for words without his “assistant”… coherent and brief words, anyway. Say “hello”, Mr. President… TOTUS? TOTUS? HELP!
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That's longer then Jack Abramoff got for ripping off billions. I guess it's good to be connected to "Dear leader"
But Abramoff only stole money (and funneled some to Obumma).
This guy stole a TELEPROMPTER, and not just A teleprompter, but THE teleprompter.
We simply CANNOT allow crimes like this to go unchecked, less dear leader be left speechless. OH THE HORROR!
Too bad he wasn't sentenced based on the value of the contents of the TOTUS, Obama would owe him!
Eric Brown gets seven years for stealing a teleprompter, what should Obama get for hijacking the Constitution?
Lucky he didn't get life for high treason!
He should be getting a parade!
Remember how his one teleprompter committed suicide? Must have been an abusive relationship.
Any word on how much time BO is facing for hijacking the Constitution?
He got four years according to the electorate.
How can Corporate Greed control him and tell him what to say without it.
You have a kernel of truth but don't know what to do with it. Epic fail.
Did TOTUS want to be returned? What if his defense had been that they had eloped?
A 42-year sentence seems reasonable for kidnapping. It was really hard on the president to lose his mentor and best friend...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCF7Dnov8vA