Man gets 7 years for stealing Obama’s teleprompter. Deservedly so, our super-genius 11-dimensional-chess-playing Dear Leader is at a loss for words without his “assistant”… coherent and brief words, anyway. Say “hello”, Mr. President… TOTUS? TOTUS? HELP!
Author: Bonfire of the Absurdities
After 35 year career writing software for IBM mainframes, am now self-employed contractor thinking of joining a union and striking for higher wages. Cured morbid fear of heights when I learned to look at them as lengths standing on end. Uncompromising in refusal to accept browser cookies. Amateur investor who has accumulated a small fortune in the market after starting out years ago with a large one. For recreation, I run, hike, kayak and play tennis but will not consider synchronized swimming under any circumstances.
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