Man with 100-pound scrotum rejects offers to perform $1 million corrective surgery for free because his giant organ has made him famous. Six months ago, he wanted it fixed. But since he became a minor celebrity because of it, he seems to have changed his mind. Still… ouch.
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Is that a midget in your pants or are you just happy to see me...
Is that a bazooka you have in your pocket?...
No.... I doubt that "bazooka" works... He is in essence giving up a normal sexual existence for fame. Seriously? Fame? He will be forgotten soon enough and regarded as a freak by those that know him. Idiot.
Not to be shallow, but by the looks of the dude (not counting his "condition"), I doubt that he saw much action previously. I would not be surprised to hear that one of those sleazy slimeballs offered him a porn deal. My husband (who has a much stronger stomach than I) says that he did a little research and the wee "willie" is not included in the blowup, so not sure if they could even find it to get it on camera. /shrug
Too easy...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ3tqIukBKg
...& yoo funny.
I don't know why I didn't think of that! Great one danybhoy!
Tsk! Tsk! Tsk! on all of you. Wow!! that poor man. It's obvious that he can't wear a foley cathater at all. That would cause bladder infections left, and right and bladder infections do kill.
If he also does Intermittent Catheterization the same problem exists "Bladder infections".
I wonder if he could wear an external cathater though, and with a legbag he would no loner have to worry about urinating on himself.
I also wonder if any urologist has told him that? For if not "Hello!!!!" he would have a slam dunk case for medical malpractice.
He thought about hiring a lawyer but he couldn't come up with an adequate retainer. So he had to bag it.
The master at work...
100 pound scrotum sounds like a Lady Gaga song
"He's got a hundred pounds of ass, and it just lays there alllll day,
He's got a hundred pounds of ass, the man with no class"
I gotta stop by more often, I am always at the ass-end of these things....
Y'all know the classic question from top-rate tailors, "Which side do you dress on?"
Well...
Does this remind anyone else of the South Park episode in which all the fathers were deliberately getting testicular cancer so they could buy medicinal pot? Funny episode. Gonna have to try and find it online now.
"Tree stumps are hell"
There's a urinal joke in here somewhere-
Bollocks knackers.
Send him to an airport...teach the TSA a lesson :)
SCORE!