Meet Hillary Clinton: Named after Sir Edmund Hillary even though she was born a year before he climbed Everest, canny investor who turned $1,000 into $100,000 trading cattle futures, combat veteran who barely survived sniper fire, tried to join the Marines but was rejected—“You’re old, you can’t see, and you’re a woman… go join the Army.”—and turned down by NASA when she wanted to be an astronaut. Let’s face it: Granny is a very impressive fictional character.
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Who knew that Hillary was actually "Forrest Dump"? I sure as heck didn't.
It's the Killery pity party. Poor me, nobody thinks I can do anything. Well I got some bad news there witch, you do suck at just about everything, except ole Slick Willy, but would have to ask him as well.
I'm willing to bet she could suck pretty well back in college, thus Slick decided she would be the perfect wife, only to find out that.....well you know the rest.
Then the Nixon committee all found out how much she sucked, but alas it wasn't worth it.
Then the Rose Law Firm decided she also sucked pretty well, but had too much other baggage.
Too bad when this picture was taken, they didn't close the helmet and shut the air off...
Does she get high enough to require a space suit? From what?
She's such a gasbag that I'm surprised she's not in orbit already.
When you fart in a spacesuit, all it does is puff the back out a little. Bill Nye taught me that.
I never knew that. See how educational IHTM is? By the way remember "The Right Stuff"? doesn't she look just a tad like the monkey that went into space? Comon now you know she does....The hairy chin is what makes her look chimplike...
Erm... she sounds like a loser... how is she qualified to be President again?
I think it's because she ate a burrito or something. Maybe she's taking a page out of Bruce Jenner's book, and "Identifying" as a non-criminal, as I believe her chief qualification for office seems to be "got away with it". Oh, but for some meddling kids and their dog.
She washed out of NASA flight training because she kept veering left.
Maybe she should have went to NASCAR!
She couldn't even fit in the car trailer!
Hillary Clinton hasn't driven a car since 1996.
"One of the regrets I have about my
public lifeRoyalty is that I can't drive any more." Hillary ClintonThe Marines didn't want her because the military doesn't make boots big enough to get over her ankles.
She also claims to be female.
The lies just never stop!
And 50 million Americans and illegal aliens will vote for her in 18 months.
Assuming we have an election.
J/k.
Sort of.
I agree completely, and I'm not kidding.
BTW:
Granny is a very impressive fictional character.
Impressive, no, fictional, yes.