Miami police shoot, kill man eating another man’s face. “…the naked man they shot was trying to chew the face off another naked man, and refused to obey police orders to stop his grisly meal.” Maybe CBS will change their minds about cancelling “CSI: Miami” after this. David Caruso’s one-liners pracitically write themselves.
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he forgot to salt and pepper first,but he was starving so he said fuck it.
The latest... sounds like drugs:
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/05/28/causeway-cannibal-identified-fears-grow-over-drug-possibly-involved/
UPDATE: Just caught this on one of the sidebars.
"Worst Acid Trip in History Blamed in Miami Face-Chewing Attack"
http://news.yahoo.com/worst-acid-trip-history-blamed-miami-face-chewing-131126972.html
It's been about 10 years since we had a good cannibalism case. We had the case in Germany involving 2 dudes who met online, & planned it out. Armin Meiwes ate Bernd Jurgen Armando Brandes...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes
...it is a sick tale, & it has been set to music. My 2nd favorite band, Rammstein, who I just saw live on May 8, has a song called "Mein Teil". Meaning "My Part", & the live performance is, well, interesting...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE8EMWxuZB0
...very dark humor, very much tongue in cheek, & was one of the highlights of the show.
Remember the rules when Zombie Apocalypse commences;
1.Cardio
2.The Double Tap
3.Beware of Bathrooms
4.Wear Seat Belts
5.No Attachments
6.The “Skillet”
7.Travel Light
8.Get a Kick Ass Partner
9.With your Bare Hands
10.Don’t Swing Low
11.Use Your Foot
12.Bounty Paper Towels
13.Shake it Off
14.Always carry a change of underwear
15.Bowling Ball
16.Opportunity Knocks
17.Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
18.Limber Up
19.Break it Up
20.It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
21.Avoid Strip Clubs
22.When in doubt Know your way out
23.Zipplock
24.Use your thumbs
25.Shoot First
26.A little sun screen never hurt anybody
27.Incoming!
28.Double-Knot your Shoes
29.The Buddy System
30.Pack your stain stick
31.Check the back seat
32.Enjoy the little things
33.Swiss army Knife
Time to nut up, or shut up...
Avoid strip clubs? Never mind.
Zombie strippers... Duh! ;)
They'll take your money and eat your brain! All while giving you a lap dance.
Well, as long as there's a lap dance, who needs a brain?
Yeah, because any thinking you'll be doing will be with your little,......never mind.
Most accurate thing I have heard posted here in weeks! Sorry guys!
I couldn't tell you Rose, I've never had a lap dance, haven't been in a go-go bar in about 20 years, and have never been in a strip club.
Hope he had some chianti and some fava beans
no, no, no...that goes with liver not fried face rinds, you need a beer there.
Are you sure that's not a Chardonnay?
YUP
This gives new meaning to the expression, "Saving face."
Expression, heh heh. You did a double pun.
More like a "face off"
Speaking of a face-off, can you imagine this guy debating Joe Biden? Talk about blank looks...
...and empty stares
With his lips ripped off, and his brain sucked out, he would still beat Joe Biteme in a debate.
Actually, what it seems more like than a zombie situation is a werewolf scenario, right? When the werewolf dude in "American Werewolf in London" turns back into a human, he is surprised to find himself naked,somewhere he doesn't remember getting to and bloody after his "meal."
Werewolf? Now you're just talking crazy ;).
But his hair was perfect
I saw Warren Zevon about 20 years ago, he was playing at the Stone Pony in Asbury Park NJ. I believe he was already ill at that point, but you couldn't tell, he put on a good show.
I saw his last performance on Letterman. He was sounding raspy but he did good. You knew he was dying. The man had guts.
Zevon was under appreciated. Great talent. http://www.flickr.com/photos/epiclecticsback/5379970994/
The hair is ALWAYS perfect. Hurricne, explosion, swimming through the sewers, the hair makes it though everything!
As a Christian my response the man was a demoniac. Overall even if that is not the case the world is coming to an end and we just need to be prepared.
Need brains!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Must eat Brains!!!!!!!!!!!!!
arrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh.............
That's the closest a liberal ever gets to brains.