Michelle Obama: being married to Barack Obama is “scary”

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  • For the rest of us its kinda like waiting for Jack Nicholson on the other side of the door with the ax in The Shinning....."Here's Baracky!...."

  • It would take a Mack truck to drag Mooch-elle's enormous hind end along, not a skinny Kenyan wearing mom jeans and a helmet frantically peddling a girl bike.

  • If this is what an Ivy League education leaves you sounding like, she should get a refund on her tuition.

  • It's odd - there are so many major stories going on and then once in a while some media outlet pokes their head in with ME-Chelle and there she is, rambling away and telling her lies - which no one is listening to.

  • "I mean this is scary." ??? Oh yes it is. We have to let the world find out Mudshell is a He/She and the partner is a muslim homosexual. Our first family has no morals and they are socialists. We should be sooo proud.

  • Aw, pore thing. Remember when she moaned about the terrible burden that trip to Denmark was? Hmm, Denmark. . . Maybe she didn't like being amongst so many white folks?

  • "One of my strengths was that I had a big mouth, and I liked to talk a lot" said Michelle. And after you twice said you were proud of your country for the first time in your adult life they stuck a sock in your big mouth and told you to only open it to talk about jumping jacks.