Michelle Obama: “Fantasy” Is To Walk Out WH “And Just Keep Walking.” She’s unhappy because “It is hard to sneak around and do what you want” with all those Secret Service types keeping tabs on her, ya know. Well, we feel your pain, Ms. Obama, we really do… and we’re gonna do our best to help you realize your dream (and ours) come January 2013.
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Mine too, bubblin' brown sugar, mine too.
Entitled, self important, pain in the ass.
I must admit it's my fantasy, too!
So now I feel like I'm performing a rescue mission by voting against her husband.
On my knees, wringing my hands, in agony, pleading, "PLEASE, do it for the WOOOOOOOKIEEEEEEE!"
Well, if walking doesn't get the job done fast enough, maybe we could shoot her out of a cannon.
Is she designing his 'Office of the Ex President' seal that he will need for his speeches starting in early November?
Maybe First Wookie could have a talk with the Communist in Chief, maybe talk him into leaving now, just for her, pretty please?
Lookie, lookie, there goes Wookie?
Do we have to look?
I try not to ever look in the direction of anyone that resembles First Wookie. I have a cast-iron stomach, but some things are just too much.
My fantasy is to watch "Dear Leader" and his Wookie of a wife physically thrown out of the White House.
IN HANDCUFFS!!!!!!!!!
kinky.
I almost threw up there. I cant wrap my head around Wookie and kinky in the same thought.
My handcuffs would never be the same.
Not unless they are fur lined handcuffs....for those naughty naughty criminals...
Fur lined? Try Concertina wire!!!!!
Zana the Almas provides her own fur lining.
http://www.2hcreations.net/enquetes-impossible/images/v-zana.jpg
Okay so one night an "adult bookstore" in my beat gets robbed, the robber had a gun, was very intoxicated and stole the following items, a deck of nudy playing cards, condoms, an inflatable girlfriend (wanda the love doll) and a pair of fur lined handcuffs..No cash was taken, apparently he was too intoxicated to remember that..so we find him a couple blocks away, hold him at gunpoint, find out the gun is a pellet gun (unloaded) and it fails apart when I take it out of his pocket....We took him to jail with not only my handcuffs, but the pink fur lined ones..needless to say the folks at the jail peed themselves laughing when we booked this guy......
why condoms? I mean, wait, wanda musta been the floor model.
There was a whole stack of "Wanda's" by the door..they were having a sale...:)
wait, maybe he was just taking wanda for a test drive, and forgot to return it.
ha ha ha./
Let's see a show of hands of the people who would voluntarily help her pack. Get em up high so we can see them.
10, 40, 65, 142, 209, . . . . . quit moving! I'm losing count!
http://www.gallup.com/poll/141032/2010-Conservatives-Outnumber-Moderates-Liberals.aspx
while researching this information, I found that liberalism, as defined by joe k's boy john, aka unprosecuted murderer of MANY thousands, aka deserving of a bullet to the the noggin, fitzy kennedy (from the family name" can get away with murder so long as I adhere to the Papists ideology) was a yella flag.
in my worldview, yella is cowardly, and much less worthy of adulation than, oh, let's say any of the popes.
libs who self identify only make up 20 per cent of the U.S. population of over 3m ppls. I'm not a mathemetician, (unlike my cuz Edward Witten) but it seems to me, that the true conservatives had better ought to get up off their behiney end parts and vote zero out first, and then demand, yes i said demand, he be indicted for high crimes AND misdemeanors. furthermore; IF zero wants to claim responsibility for killing a mad dog, then he necessarily, yep, i said NECESSARILY, be accountable for the murder, MURDER, of al awaki. muslim or not, he was a citizen of the U.S. and therefore deserving to be brought to trial, instead of murdered by barack hussein obama.
I might spit in her clothes as she packed, but I wouldn't lift a finger to help.