Michelle Obama sponsors a submarine. What does that mean? According to Secretary of the Navy Ray Mabus, “Naval tradition holds that a sponsor’s spirit and presence guide the ship and her crew throughout the life of the ship.” So the food on the USS Illinois is going to suck.
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I wonder if The U.S.S. WOOKIE will come with prayer rugs?
What the hell are they going to name it? So far this bonehead Mabus has named a Naval Ship after some illegal alien not to mention other undesirables and now he plans to allow this wookie to sponsor a ship. Maybe the sailors cursed with duty on this sub can tie the bitch to the conning tower before setting sail and leaving her ass right there until their mission is over.
Now for all you CIA, FBI and Secret Service types that was an attempt at satire, thenk you for not kicking my door down in the middle of the night.
"What the hell are they going to name it?"
USS Reverend Wright.
The SS Whorf?
Michelle will make them put a vegetable garden in the sub, you just watch.
Because she thinks it's a Subway Restaurant!
Subway Veggie Delight
Is that where they grow the ingredients for FatCakes?
To be christened the USS Douche Bag......
"why is a "Virginia-class" submarine named the "Illinois?"
Brilliant!
Because Moochelle is from Illinois?
Ummmm "diversity?"
Every sailor on the boat will be badly dressed.
Clearly if you don't think clashing colors and boob belts are the height of fashion you are...
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RACIST!!!!!111!!!elebinty
Ok, you got me. I'm racist.
Okay, so the food will be bad and the sailors will be poorly attired, but at least they'll get plenty of lavish vacations at taxpayer expense, right?
Mostly in the form of long cruises, I'm afraid.
The first submarine with no semen....... or seamen.
They need it to be able to see the Ship of State that her husband has sunk!
Bathhouse Barry volunteered to go down on it. Actually on anything.
I just hope it doesn't leak.
Sasquatch can't even swim.