Michelle Obama to Attempt Jumping Jacks World Record. We hope Washington, DC is prepared for another earthquake. Rumor has it this will be followed by a hamburger and french fry eating contest.
This post was last modified on January 26, 2021
Michelle Obama to Attempt Jumping Jacks World Record. We hope Washington, DC is prepared for another earthquake. Rumor has it this will be followed by a hamburger and french fry eating contest.
This post was last modified on January 26, 2021
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The record is for the most people doing jumping jacks at the same time. Theoretically she could get away with doing maybe 5 or 10 and still get tthe record. I just hope the kids leave a large margin around her, just in case she drops. Somehow I can't see Lady Bird Johnson, or even Roslyn Carter taking part in something like this. And definitely not Hilary. Sponsoring-yes. Doing-no.
I fail to understand what's so revolutionary about what the FLOTUS is doing. In my day, we called that "PE class."
If I was a child and I saw her trying to do jumping jacks it would remind me of a poor naked blackbird trying to fly. And when she falls into exhaustion the MSM will be all over it with she almost worked herself to death. She's in critical condition but holding up. (a big 48oz. chocalate malt) Yes, the first family leaves this nation something to be proud of.
If she wants to break a record-it should be for jumping from the highest point without a parachute or air bag, or attempting to jump over a speeding METRA bus, something with real consequences-
Ha yeah, I thought it was another of those clever IHTM gag headlines too. Well, I suppose it's marginally better than Betty Ford's (PBUH) attempts to break the Guinness "How Many Alabama Slammers Before Lunch" record...
Jackie Kennedy. Pat Nixon. Betty Ford. Nancy Reagan. Barbara and Laura Bush. All strong, quiet, dignified women who stepped into the role of First Lady with that quiet strength and dignity.
What do we have now? A community organizers wife who has no sense of style, look at how she dresses, and no dignity. She is almost as big of an embarrassment to our country as her husband is.
Kind of a JACK family. Her husband does'nt know JACK
If her husband keeps this supporting sedation crap up with Unions, the only jumping jacks the wookie will be do will be Mussolini style, to the tune of automatic weapons.
I bet she thought they said "flapjacks".
gimmie that fork!
Ya think she taped her dick back? Dont want anymore flattering shot of "WTF is that?!?!?"