Higher education: middle schooler sells pot brownies at school. “Department of Education spokeswoman Margie Feinberg called the incident “troubling” and said children who knowingly ate the brownies will have to face a disciplinary hearing.” This statement begs the question of how one goes about unknowingly eating a brownie. It also leads us to believe that we would gladly forgo what this kid is selling in favor of whatever this Feinberg is smoking. Because it is obviously the really good stuff.
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Burp.......Anyone got any Doritos?
In their defense, this is what teachers (union and non union alike) get to deal with every day. Along with total disrespect, an amazing level of cheating (especially in the Honors groups) the risk of being stabbes, shot or at the very least beat up by one of your students. And if the teacher says anything. Mommy and Daddy hire a lawyer. Is it any wonder no one is learning anything anymore?
Looks like the government's clamping down on free enterprise again. Eat a pot brownie, get expelled from school, rip off stockholders for billions, get away Scott free.
Honestly, I'm not sure how this is even news. When I was in middle school, back when FDR was president - no wait, not that far, who was it now? Woulda been Ford, I think - Anyway sonny, in middle school back then, there wasn't any trouble finding any of that stuff. I never was into it, but it sure as hell wasn't for a lack of supply. I bought lots of fireworks - firecrackers, bottle rockets, M-80s, all strictly illegal in Connecticut - and there was usually no lack of supply of those either. I'm not condoning this of course, but if this is such big news in whatever town this is, they're very fortunate.
OMG I just remembered this one guy, I think this was on into high school, one day in math class he just threw his coat over his head like a tent and sparked up a bowl right in class! We were cracking up so bad! And the teacher, who was by no means an old duffer -- completely oblivious. I think this was the same teacher that the Jewish kids told him, kosher pork came from circumcised pigs!
Oh, Stamford High...
Slightly off topic ......."Troubling " and said Children who knowingly ate the brownies will have to face a disciplary hearing .---- Hopefully this is not for the sugar in the " said " brownie , which pinheads everywhere now believe is a "Toxin ". Imagine being a pinhead , a smart pinhead at that , being instructed by their shrink ( priest ) to confront their mothers and grandmothers over their attempted poisoning by brownie . MOTHER !!!!!
This is the twilight zone , well not exactly , much better to realize that the time of green hell is nigh .
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Walnut brownies & milk !!!!!!
Her language may simply be a bit imprecise; she PROBABLY meant any children who "ate the brownies KNOWING they contained pot" will be facing disciplinary hearings. But, it still begs the question, if a kid who ate one had half a brain, he would simply say "I didn't know" and you couldn't really prove him a liar - not so it would stand up in court, where most of these things end up, anyway.
But what's the big deal? The kids are just following the examples of Presidents Barry and Bill (who didn't inhale.... yeah, right.)