Missouri unveils awkwardly-timed all-white uniform

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Missouri unveils new, awkwardly-timed, all-white uniform for this week’s game. Now that’s funny.

This post was last modified on January 26, 2021

J.P. Travis: Born and raised in Grand Rapids, Michigan, 1976 graduate of University of Michigan, father, grandfather, husband, founder and CEO of Travelyn Publishing (http://www.travelynpublishing.com/), and passionate anti-government believer in individual liberty.

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  • This was no mistake. Now that they're dressed all in white, they're ready to change the team name to the Snowflakes.

  • This will trigger a stampede to the campus safe spaces, because all Progressives know that there are no coincidences, only conspiracies.

    • Not this week, the BYU game is being played at Arrowhead Stadium in Kansas City, & not on campus at Faurot Field in Columbia. That should defuse some of the on site BS.

        • The Mizzou mangina's are at 4 wins and five losses for the season..the only reason they won four games was they went into a safe room and wouldn't come out to finish the game..

  • To be fair, college football programs work with athletic companies, in this case, Nike, to put out several uniform combos. Oregon is the worst at this. So the all white Mizzou kit is par for the course. But the timing is less then good to say the least.

  • The special snowflakes are running to their safe areas as we speak..How can this be? Oh my God!!!! White privilege has attacked the football team, Time to go to Twitter and post more Kill Whitey threats, time to have another protected circle jerk on Campus, time to change their list of demands, a time to cry, a time to whine, for this is the season of stupidity....You just know that Rich Black Kid is gonna pout, stomp his feet and write stupid shit on another "white" T-shirt...

    • We need the Missouri Philosophy Department to weigh in on this. If a black football player wears an all-white uniform, is he automatically infected with the incurable disease of white privilege? Or does only skin color matter? I'm afraid only Star Trek can answer this deep question:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7MQrL_ABE0