Federal, state and local agents swooped in late last week and arrested more than 100 suspected mobsters from New York City to Italy. Officials said it was the largest operation against the mob in the FBI’s history.
But the most interesting thing about the story is the oddball collection of nicknames associated with the hoods. Such as:
• “The Vet”
• “Mousey”
• “Little John”
• “Beach”
• “Tony Bagels”
• “Johnny Bandana”
• “Hootie”
• “Meatball”
• “Burger”
• “Vinny Carwash”
• “Junior Lollipops”
• “Pooch”
• “Johnny Cash”
• “Fat Dennis”, “Little Dennis” and “The Beard”
• “Baby Shacks”, “The Old Man” and “The Professor”
• “Baby Fat Larry” and “BFL”
• “Mush”
• “Jimmy Gooch”
• “Benji”, “The Claw” and “The Fang”
• “Cheeks”, “Anthony Firehawk”, “Anthony Nighthawk”, “Nighthawk” and “Firehawk”
• “Lumpy”, “Fatty” and “Fats”
From now on you will please address the Editor as “Johnny Keyboard” and the Administrator as “Vinnie Six-Pack.” (It’s a reference to his abs. Really. Has nothing to do with his drinking habits.)
What we really need are nicknames for the mobsters in Washington. Nicknames like Janet “Open Border” Napolitano? Barack “Kid Kenya” Obama? Al “Funny Girl” Franken? Ben “Big Bucks” Bernanke?
Got any other suggestions?
Source: ABC News
This post was last modified on January 25, 2011
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Everyone has to know that this is just the administration "making room" for their Chicago thugs.
It's not known as the "Chicago Way" for nothing.
Eddie "Twenty Fingers" Rendell
Emcee Punkazzz Little Sheik Da HoMonger BILL "SMUGAZZZ" MAHER
Keith "Oberjunk Über Alles" Olbermann
Tingles aka Crissy Tingles aka Smuggy Tingles
Sergeant Schultz aka Mister Ed
Racial Maddcow aka Ralph Madcow
Slanderson Pooper
Cuntessa Spuer
Slandrea Bitchell
Obseen Garawfulo
Do I sound bitter?
Rachael "The mad Dyke" Maddow
Jenneen "STD" Garofalo
Whoopie " Temper Tantrum" Goldberg
Rosie "The Mouth" O'Donnell AKA "Machine gun Rosie"
You forgot Hank "Guam Will Capsize" Johnson.
Maybe the dumbest effing thing I have ever heard from a member of Congress. Who dresses this guy before he goes to work? Who dresses the idiots who vote for this idiot? Amazing...
http://www.youtube.com?v=Jhx32l94kek
...this 1 never stops amazing me.
Barry "The Bone" Obama
"Fudgepack" Barney
Harry "Horses Ass" Reid
"Nazi" Pelosi
Anthony "Oscar Meyer" Weiner
Billy "The Horndog" Clinton
Jesse "Jerkoff" Jackson
Besides all the funny nicknames dredged up while arresting 50, 60, and 70 year old wiseguys, this is Eric Holder's national show-and-tell to try to make us think his justice dopepartment is actually doing something useful. Think of all the crap he would have gotten from the lame-stream media if he'd actually arrested muslim terrorists or black panthers! No, no, I'll take old Italian wiseguys with walkers and oxygen bottles for $50.
Hey Vinny Six-Pack, I need someone "taken care of", if you get my drift.....I heard down in the dry cleaner's that you could help me with my little problem. This "Johnny Keyboard" I hear is a good hitman, and I'm told you know how to get in touch with him...
It'll cost ya.
Wow, a hitman nicknamed "Administrator!" My wife thinks your handsome, she wants to know how much it will cost! *sigh*
p.s. Can't win for losing, you know Administrator?
Puh-leeeeze! Do not throw gasoline on the fire!
I get death threats and he gets groupies. Life is not fair. I think I'm a groupie socialist. We need to redistribute groupies from each according to his ability to give, to each according to his need.
BWAWAWAHAHAHAHahahahaahaaa! Maybe I am a socialist after all! BTW, editor, we are satisfied customers! Kudos! OoraH! USA!!!! ***Salute***
What??? No Obomie-the-commie? He's from the Chicago thuggary.
Nancy Botox Pelosi. She'll be alive 500 years after she's dead.
Bwahney I always cry when I hear a young boy faht Fwank
Johnny "Lurch" Kerry (Who served in Viet Nam)
JOe "Lunar Landscape" BITEME
And introducing: Sheriff Dipstick of Pimas County Arizona. A place no legal wants to live!
Nancy "Food Stamps" Pelosi