Ooh-la-la. According to police reports (view PDF), Rush Limbaugh is being stalked by a mysterious blonde named Melanie. She’s 30-40 years old, and drives a new, white sedan.
Wait. It’s a woman? Then it might not be Matthews after all.
According to 911 records, the mysterious blonde attempted to follow Rush’s car through the gates of his Palm Beach estate yesterday. She hightailed it before police arrived.
Rush was cool, calm and collected about the whole thing. “I’ll deal with it,” he said in an email to Jose Lambiet, a columnist and blogger for the Palm Beach Post. “Part of the territory.”
That’s all we know. Ten-four, over and out. (We don’t actually know what that means, but we’ve wanted to say it ever since we were kids and watched Broderick Crawford on that old “Highway Patrol” TV show.)
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This post was last modified on January 26, 2021
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It's probably Rahmbo Emanuel in a blond wig.
I have no idea why, but the low resolution photo of the mysterious blond was the funniest thing I've seen on the net since I've been poking around on the darn thing.
I literally fell on to the floor laughing when I say that! My five year old asked was what was so funny, but I can't really explain a political story to him. But I did show him the picture of the blue scrotum monkey you just published and that made him roll on the floor.
Keep it up! I just found you and am going to send your site to all my friends and check you out on your Twitter page too.
Don't mess with our Rush.