Naked woman goes berserk and trashes restaurant

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• Damn! There are a few negatives about living in the sticks, I miss out on all the fun!

• What do you expect? She's in Anchorage Alaska. There isn't much else to do.

  • Hey now! I lived in Anchorage for a few years-it's not all bad. A lot of drug and alcohol problems, though. Colder than hell in the winter. The Kenai Peninsula is a much better place to live, though. Sportsman's paradise for fishing, hunting, and scenery.

    • Except for the two or three weeks of the year the skeeters swarm. Those things are so big they can carry a small child away!

• It might have been one of those ''Jenners'' and wanted a ''Special'' foot long instead of a regular footer

• She was just pissed they wouldn't accept her 1/2 off coupon.

• In her defense, it's a stretch to call Subway a sandwich shop.

• "Police on scene told Channel 2 that the woman appeared to be on drugs when she trashed the restaurant." NO shit Sherlock...Appeared to be on drugs????? What do you think she was doing in the bathroom for TWO HOURS? More than likely PCP or "Bath Salts".....The users love to get naked cause their body temp goes up.

  "Dear, what are your plans for tonight?"

  "Oh I thought I would go down to Subway, do some drugs, and tear the place apart."

  "Okay well have a good time."

  • Make sure your underwear is clean!

    • Underwear?

      • Go commando poppa, swinging free is the only way to go! (snicker)

        • I do, and have for over 30 years.

        • Not with a kilt, anyway. Underwear would just be wrong.

    • Why? If you're not going to be wearing them nobody will notice anyway. (snicker)

• Perhaps she's a pissed off ex Playboy model?

  • Sh*t... you anticipated me...

    I was about to post: "She must be mad at Playboy"