National Geographic blames North Carolina shark attacks on Global Warming. Well of course. And if the sharks stop biting people, that will be caused by Global Warming, too.
This post was last modified on January 26, 2021

National Geographic blames North Carolina shark attacks on Global Warming. Well of course. And if the sharks stop biting people, that will be caused by Global Warming, too.
This post was last modified on January 26, 2021
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And it's getting worse! Hermann Mellville just reported that a white whale attack was also caused by global warming.
Were you referring to Moby Dick? Cause I just saw Moby camping out with some girls scouts on the white house lawn....
That was Moochelle.
As a rule, sharks are afraid of people. When you are in murky water (near shore where the waves stir up the sand) they can't see what you are, and when the bait fish are coming closer to shore, as has been noted recently, the sharks mistake you for food.
Yea, it's Globull Warming doing that!
I guess the clowns at National Geographic forgot that these shark attacks took place near fishing piers. You know, where people are tossing bait out to try to catch fish? Do ya think that may attract a few more sharks to the area? Does anyone really think sharks can tell the difference between a person flopping around in the water and a tasty piece of bait? Stupidity runs rampant once again.
And here I was thinking it was because so many more tasty morsels were entering the water.
So why did sharks attack people BEFORE globull warming ?
They were worried about future Global Warming?
They were hungry.
National Geographic has enjoined the U.N. assault on capitalism through the climate change/chaos; global warming hoax? Ironic.
http://news.investors.com/ibd-editorials/021015-738779-climate-change-scare-tool-to-destroy-capitalism.htm
Sorry JP, you're misinformed. When sharks stop biting people it's due to global climate disruption. Remember, hot is global warming, cold is global climate change and all other bad stuff falls under global climate disruption. Straight from obamas mouth...
http://liberallogic101.com/?p=27643
There is a direct correlation between sex offenders and picture of topless women in Nat Geo too...Makes as much sense as this story.