Need a job? Surprise, the gubbermint is hiring! Why not become an “Invitations Coordinator” for the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau at 103k a year! What does an “invitations coordinator” do? Probably invites money to jump into politicians’ pockets. But it’s not as hazardous as being a Chevy Volt Fire Story Suppressor or a Fast n’ Furious Excuse Fabricator at the DOJ.
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i applied,but i was over-qualified...and that whole "white,male thing" really soured the deal! ha ha
"Ten paid holidays, 13 days of sick leave, and 13 to 26 days of vacation time each year" That's almost 19% of weekdays in the year off. Paid. Doesn't sound like a job for someone who wants to work hard.
And then these raaaaacist bastards insist that the applicant be an American citizen, How dare they?
"A wide choice of health insurance plans, coverage for pre-existing conditions, and no waiting periods. We pay a substantial amount (up to 75%) of the health insurance premiums." Wanting the lazy bastard to pay 25% of their own health premiums? How dare they?
"Participation in the Federal Reserve Retirement and Thrift Plans; or continued participation in the Civil Service Retirement System or Federal Employees Retirement System." Exemption from the Ponzi scheme, how nice.
" If applying online poses a hardship, please contact us as soon as possible." This job includes maintaining databasses, etc. So if you don't know how to use a computer, that's ok. You can fake it.
"If you are qualifying based on education, you MUST submit a copy of your transcripts or a list of courses showing title, number of credits, grade, and date of completion." If not, you can always apply to be President instead.
" You may be found "not qualified" if you do not possess the minimum competencies required for the position. If your application is incomplete, we may rate you as ineligible." See above.
"The experience may have been gained in either the public or private sector. One year of experience refers to full-time work; part-time work is considered on a prorated basis." See above.
"You must answer all job-related questions in the job questionnaire." You will be expected to tell the truth. If not capable, see above.
"Background Investigation, U.S. citizenship." Again, see above.
"$53,500.00 to $102,900.00 / Per Year" Depending on how well you kiss Michelle's ass.
They also have openings for Toilet Seat Stander Upper, Staircase railing polisher, urinal refresher, chair pad designer, Czar car parker, Dog poop scooper, staff holder upper, and coming soon a job at the White House to throw out flower pedals and say "all hail" as the Obama's walk in to a room.... Starting salaries vary from $300,000 to $1,000,000 per year with full benifits, and a full salary retirement after six months of service. Must be a registered democrat to apply, have a college degree in puppetry or a related field, and be presently unemployed or employed as at Acorn or one of its other affiliates. Bribes are encouraged.
When are the gubberment people going to be part of the solution and have their salaries reduced by 15-25 percent? Or are they not part of this economy-society?
"Invitations Coordinator"? Maybe that means goons hired to see that persons summoned to the CFPB Inquisitions show up.