Need a job? Surprise, the gubbermint is hiring! Why not become an “Invitations Coordinator” for the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau at 103k a year! What does an “invitations coordinator” do? Probably invites money to jump into politicians’ pockets. But it’s not as hazardous as being a Chevy Volt Fire Story Suppressor or a Fast n’ Furious Excuse Fabricator at the DOJ.
Author: Bonfire of the Absurdities
After 35 year career writing software for IBM mainframes, am now self-employed contractor thinking of joining a union and striking for higher wages. Cured morbid fear of heights when I learned to look at them as lengths standing on end. Uncompromising in refusal to accept browser cookies. Amateur investor who has accumulated a small fortune in the market after starting out years ago with a large one. For recreation, I run, hike, kayak and play tennis but will not consider synchronized swimming under any circumstances.
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