Netanyahu more popular than Obama. According to a Gallup poll conducted Feb. 8-11, 45% of Americans approve of the Israeli prime minister versus 24% who disapprove. The numbers for Obama: 44% approval versus 51% disapproval.
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Jenner to Donate Balls to Obama
Breaking News - Bruce Jenner Transition Fires New Speculation
Wash. DC - Over the past year a rash of news stories surfaced speculating whether gold-medal
winning Olympic decathlete Bruce Jenner was undergoing a gender transition from male to female.
Though Jenner has yet to publicly confirm the story, members of his extended family, including the
Kardashian clan, have recently approached various news outlets confirming Jenner's intentions.
Now it appears a number of world leaders have picked up on the story and are wondering aloud
"What will happen to Jenner's balls if he completes the transition?"
Sources this week quoted Israeli Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu as suggesting it would be a monumental
step if Jenner were to donate his balls to U.S. President Barack Obama.
Netanyahu stated "Everyone knows Obama has no balls and it would be damn nice if he suddenly had
Olympic sized balls. It would be a huge step forward for world peace.”
German Chancellor Angela Merkel remarked " I don't even have any balls, but everyone tells me I have
a bigger set than Obama. I think it would be a great idea.”
On the other hand, Russian President Vladimir Putin joined Syrian President Bashar Assad in proclaiming
that Obama's lack of balls has finally enabled a number of regimes worldwide a fair chance to consolidate
their power. Putin, on a shirtless fly fishing expedition in Kanchatka, said "The days of U.S. Presidents with
big balls like Reagan are over. Now it's our turn.“
Iranian President Hassan Rouhani remarked earlier in the week that "It's been great the last six years.
It's like playing soccer against the U.S. with no goalie in their net ”
While world leaders debate the issue, closer to home New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick and Super
Bowl MVP quarterback Tom Brady stepped forward to say they would each donate one ball to the President
if Jenner does not come through.
Belichick, however, cautioned that "The President would have to understand, our balls would be
underinflated, but still probably an improvement over what he seems to be working with."
Apparently he too have some slight popularity problems in his own country.
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That's Obama's doing.
The fascist democrat party has a long history of racism and antisemitism. Revisionist history has been very successful for them. This is what happens when one sides sleeps and the worst criminals take over the media and education.
I'm afraid the country is lost. When there is a shellacking like November 2014 and the so called opposition party gives King Barky the Liar of Fecal Touch more than what his own party would, it is done.
H8ll, among thinking people most STDs are more popular than Obozo. Most of them can be cured quicker.
0 repulses me. I have never been so ashamed of any other president. Many people dislike him as much I do. I would hate to be a president that is so disliked by so many, but he doesn't care. He just keeps hitting the pipe.
Explosive diarrhea, root canals, Chinese water torture, keel hauling, a sharp stick in the eye, watching the movie Mystic Pizza, burning shitters, ANY food with curry, a USMC "shower party".... are more popular then this fool.
http://www.worldnewsbureau.com/2015/03/democrats-hysterical-as-netanyahu-arrives.html
That's the most flattering picture of SJL I have ever seen.
http://weaselzippers.us/215797-barack-obama-def-comedy-jam-white-house-insists-obama-has-strengthened-americas-relationship-with-israel/
The white house propaganda transgender-spokes-thing was out lysing again today..funny how the story changes day to day from lie to lie...They must have a lie czar, but he/she is not doing a good job cause they can't keep their shit straight.
A Mexican food bowel movement would be more popular to hang out with, and you might even get to say something.
A Mexican food bowel movement won't lie to you.
Daffy Duck, Elvis, Mr. Rodgers, the Frankenstein monster, and John Wayne Gacy are all way MORE popular than king butthead. And they would be a lot better to hang out with.
VD is more popular than Obama, and it's also easier and less painful to get rid of.