New Cuban colognes honor Guevara and Chavez: Both the Guevara and Castro colognes are fresh, sharp and not so subtly totalitarian. Top notes include mint, rum and nuances of a boot stamping on a human face -forever. These quickly give way to heart notes of nutty almond mixed with equal parts of poverty and mass graves. The base is composed of musk, tobacco and genocide for dissidents, capitalists, Africans, Jews and homosexuals. Of the two Castro appears to have the greater longevity but Guevara can be described as more pungent, not unlike the smell coming from his short pants right before being sped along to his final reward.
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Gross
I don't care who you are that there is the funny.
I use "30% of the time it works every time" all the time.
One of the funniest lines I've heard but I'm an engineer.
Cuban women go wild over the smell of saltwater, that refreshing splash in the face you get in a boat headed to the USA
I'm having an existential emergency. I looked exactly like the anchorman - in 1973.
Cigars and chicken shit, the ladies must just be going wild for it.
One smells like Urine, the other like feces? Socialist girls will be going wild....Oooohh baby, make me smell like poo and Che all over me.....Ooooh baby make me smell like Hugo...before he died....
Or, maybe they both smell like rotting flesh?