New polar bear ice cubes will also melt your heart.

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New polar bear ice cubes will also melt your heart. We’ll just let Geekosystem.com explain this new product: “The ice cubes produced by these trays … utilize high-tech iceberg technology to ensure that your icy polar animals stay afloat above the water as their ice floes flow around in your drink … Clearly, if you’re looking for ice cubes fraught with meaning and enjoy watching an ecosystem slowly dissolve in your drink, these are the ice cubes for you.” These ice cubes are sure to horrify any global warming fanatic. And that’s enough for us to give them our endorsement.

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  • This is a clever idea. I wouldn't mind having a polar bear or penguin ice chip floating in my glass at whatever I'm drinking during the upcoming Christmas party season. And then with an environmentalist/animal rights activist looking on I could bite the ice head off the animal and start chewing like a deranged conservative Ozzy Osbourne.

      • Hey, I love the polar bear, but I'm sick of how this beautiful animal has been turned into a political symbol. But I do take heart in knowing that the very idiots who believe polar bears are more important then people, would be eaten by the largest carnivore that walks the planet. The polar bear is a ruthless hunter, & a survivor of the harshest environment the earf has to offer. They will be fine.

        BYW, the ice cubes are cute.

  • Note to Editors,
    Polar bears and blurred libcock. Thanks for the great start this AM. I'm taking a Vicodin and going back to bed, after I whip up a bloody maria to wash it down with. ;P