North Korea tells its people to protect Kim Jong-un as “human shields” in New Year message. They tell us psycho junior is “working to solve the ‘burning issue’ of food shortages by upholding the policies of his late father, Kim Jong-il” (whose policies are the reason for the food shortages.) Not that you would know there are food shortages in utopia from looking at Kim Young-un, probably the only potential Weight Watchers customer in the whole country.
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I'm waiting for news about cannibalism going on secretly there.
Ah ha. Finally jobs for people with degrees in Puppetry or Fingerpainting, or the famous Phantom Degree from Columbia.
Stop bitching about no jobs OWS'ers. Get on the plane.
Meet the new boss….Same as the old boss…
North Koreans respond: We're too hungry to stand up in front of you for long periods of time.
North Koreans respond: "Yea, we'll get right on that, now where was that rice wine?"
Why use people, just get a bunch of those Orange sand filled barrels from a construction zone, they are twice as think as any North Korean, weight ten times as much, and add a distinctive orange glow to Kim Young un....