NYPD’s idea of reform included breath mints and baby oil

NYPD’s idea of reform included breath mints and baby oil. It sounds more like he wanted New York’s finest to get laid. Where do you find morons like this? Do they have a pool of them waiting for a job they’re stupendously unqualified for?

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  • What an utter idiot. If he had shipped the mints here they probably would've last about three days. Try being in Law Enforcement, dealing with pure evil one call and the next one a parent who's just be notified that the child won't ever becoming home. Yes we swear and in some case a lot (guilty) it's a stress relief. When this touchy feel good fool pulls a 60 day stint in the street him might get another view of what we truly do.

  • "At a meeting to discuss how to handle the massive demonstrations, Julian suggested that officers spray unruly protesters who link arms with baby oil to help get them apart, the sources said.
    He said the cops could wear rubber gloves so they would still be able to grip the slippery suspects."

    Akshully, I'm not sure that's not a bad idea. Any of our local LE want to comment on that?

  • Another Lunatic in the mold of the worthless nuts in the Obama administration. I suppose next he would suggest Rubber Band Guns in place of real weapons. Sounds more like this guy had a breath mint/baby oil fetish and wanted some more friends to enjoy the fetish with..