Obama asks his base for psychological intervention

Morose Obama asks his base for psychological intervention. “My main message is I’m going to need your help, your energy, your faith, your ability to reach out to neighbors, kids and friends [and] co-workers.” Yo, Barry baby… people’s lives are being turned upside down thanks to you. Vapid happy talk from your cultists ain’t gonna help. Somebody get this man a pain pill!

This post was last modified on January 26, 2021

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  • Translation:

    I need all of you to be good, obedient Pioneers, Komsomols, apparatchiks, and general supporters of The Revolution, because The Revolution, aka the fundamental remaking of America, can not work unless everyone is on board, following orders.

  • Chicago Jesus brings out the prayer books...I thought he ""was" divine according to his supporters, after all he raised the dead to vote in Chicago, still waiting for the wine/water thing..I guess his "powers" are limited to lying, cheating, stealing, and passing out large loads of bullshit. Time for a visit to the "Choom Room" for a few bags of Doritos and some green leafy intervention....

  • Uhm... he is asking for people to pray for him or to him..? Can't tell... He needs our faith? In whom?

  • I'd feel sympathy for the President during his troubles and travails...if only he weren't an arrogant jerk trying to turn the country into a fascist Hell.