Obama campaign to supporters: don’t panic over early exit polls

Obama campaign to supporters: don’t panic over early exit polls. But if you do panic and die of a heart attack because of it, just follow all the other dead voters to the nearest polling place.

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  • Yea, Panic later when the actual results come in.....then you may cry, scream, steal athletic shoes, burn buses, and generally behave like a moron because the rest of us all are racists....Had Odummy had any brains at all and actually run the country instead of playing golf and hanging out on stupid televisions shows like the View something might have actually been accomplished..but he just wasted four years of our lives we will never get back and caused problems that will last for decades..how anyone besides a mental midget could vote for him today is beyond me....but then there are always people who follow people like Odummy, worked out well in Jonestown didn't it?

    • "But if you do panic and die of a heart attack because of it, just follow all the other dead voters to the nearest polling place."

      LOL! LMAO!! It'd be funnier if it weren't so damn true and beside those folks in Jonestown were actually forced to drink the Kool Aid; these idiots refused to read that memo...I hope their deaths are quick and painless, for the rest of us.