Obama compares Israeli-Palestinian conflict to arguments between US and Canada

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• It is just suchstupid declarations that convince people Barak is Muslim. He is SUCH a moron, I wonder if he was admitted. attended and graduated from Haaavaaard as a token where nothing was really required of him. He clearly has no clue about nearly everything he needs to know about to function, even if he didn't manage to get elected. And as for the expanded borders in Israel, he needs to get off that hobby horse. The loving neighbors of Israel attacked them and tried to destroy them. The Israelis kicked ther collective asses and in the process got that extra territory. The got it fair ad square, and I do notbelieve they should give up 1 square inch of that territory. I don't see anyone suggesting that the US should give back the territory in the Southwest that we won in a Mexican originated war. Except the Mexicans, of course. Israel has been around for over half a century, THey have owned the "disputed territories" For nearly half a century. The Arabs need to get over themselves, quit wasting time, money and effort on trying to eliminate Israel, and start cleaning up their OWN countries, educating their citizens and creating jobs so they can join the 21st century!

• Hmmmm...
  That was unexpected.

  I'm a Canadian folks and since it appears that your president might be redefining our longstanding relationship which has been pretty friendly up until now (cept for that whole 1812 thing...sorry about burning the original Whitehouse and all that)... where was I?
  Oh...right!
  Anyway...just for old times sake do you suppose it might be possible to ask for one last favour?

  Can we be the Israelis’.... pretty please?

  In exchange I promise to vote no if a back (Canadian) bacon, rye whiskey or maple syrup embargo is tabled.... and we won't recall our hockey players either... we have lots anyway so thats no biggie.

  Oh and one more thing...does this mean no trips south for cheap booze because I like to stock up on 151 before Christmas and lets face it... its Canada folks... with our winters... we NEED strong drink lots of it.
  Don't worry though... I'll leave your ummm "beer" alone.;)

  Thanks ... have a great Easter!

• Thus says the ‘o’…
  “The Israelis and Palestinians are just like Canadians and Americans”,
  Except:
  Canada never launched a series of suicide bombings against America, Canada never said their goal was to conquer America,
  Canada has never been used as a base of operations for terrorists,
  Canada has never blown up any American buses or businesses,
  Canada has not launched 7000+ missiles into the United States,
  Canada was an ally in World War II, Arabs were on Hitler’s side,
  Canada has never launched a campaign of terror against United States,
 Canada has never disguised portable rocket launchers as ambulances.

• Missed it again, Mrs. President.

  The only rockets Canadians have ever fired were Whistling Moon Travelers with Report.

• Having lived along the border years ago, I can tell you those Canadians are sneaky, in the middle of the night they would drive across our unguarded borders and tip over outhouses and cows by the thousands. They would also stock up on our cheaper smokes and booze and then scramble away during the darkness. I remember many a night sleeping in our bomb shelter because we were in fear of roman candle attacks, and the threat of a Canadian crop spraying plane dropping the "big one" on us. Sometimes they would protest us and throw nerf footballs and say really mean things like, "you Americans are really dumb eh?"..I had to go to a therapist for years after living along the border. I still have nightmares of those Canadian Grain trucks that possibly held long range skyrockets crossing the border, driven by a guy wearing a dist mask to hide his identity. Ohhhhh I get chills just thinking about it.......(Obama is such a dumbass!!!!)

  • And they insult us by telling us our beer is shitty. Oh wait, they are right.

    • Switch to micro brews. Best move I made beerwise.

• is he drunk

  • No just arrogant, stupid and an asshole.

    • You forgot narcissistic

• This guys problem is that he is such an arrogant narcissist that he obviously doesnt want any of his advisers or staff to be smarter than him so they are all a bunch of total dumbasses. Everytime he opens his mouth he proves he is on a par with Cynthia McKinney or Hank Johnson.

• Jeebus effin xmas, what a moron. Did he manage to actually put a grammatically correct sentence together, somewhere in that mishmash?

• The Canidians have never ever launched missles into the US, kidnapped US service personnel and or civilians not have they ever called for the complete destruction of the US.

  Jesus, der leader has just slapped Netanyahu across the face and expects him to just say thank you may I have another.

• Someday, soon I hope, somone is going to call out this buffoon in public, to his face, on one of these dumbass things he says. I cannot wait for the hummmina, hummina, hummina...moment from Mr. Haaarvard genius when that occurs.