Obama Contradicts CDC: You Can’t Get Ebola “Sitting Next To Someone On A Bus”

Obama Contradicts CDC: You Can’t Get Ebola “Sitting Next To Someone On A Bus.” In other news President Obola advised a crowd in Hollywood that the stork delivers babies.

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  • ...of course, Obola won't get it on a bus. Buses are for the Little People.

    People getting it from being trapped in a metal tube with other Little People is a risk he is willing to not give a damn about.

  • There's frequently feces on public transportation seats. That's one reason BART is getting away from cloth seats that hide bacteria.

    I wonder how that's going to work out the first time someone with Ebola shits their pants on a bus, train, stadium seat, restaurant chair, bar stool, etc.,?

  • Left up to the smartest guy in the room, we would all be exposed,if not infected, within a month. You CAN get ebola sitting next to someone on bus if he coughs, sneezes, bleeds, etc and you are contacted. All it takes is to put your (contaminated) hand up and rub your eyes, nose, or mouth. If you have an open cut on that hand, its even easier. I grant you, it is not as easy to contract as say, a cold. But there is a reason they use full hazmat suits, with respirator masks UNDER the protective mask on the suit. Though trasmitted similarly, it is much easier to get than say, AIDS or Hepatitis B or C

  • You can get it almost anywhere today:

    The Obola virus, formally a hope & change Rinovirus, H8N12, is transmitted audio-visually, or by electronic means. Person-to-person transmission is rare but can occur. Common vectors of exposure are PBS, NBC, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, CNN, all democrat party communications, The View, the UN, US EPA, US IRS, US DHS, US CDC, US HHS, US DOE, US DOEd., and many other international vectors from Iran, China, North Korea, etc..

    The virus attacks the reasoning centers of the brain leaving its victims incapable of rational thought. Infected individuals are particularly susceptible to irrational persuasions and become carriers of delusions they are exposed to. Some of these delusions can be unusually grandiose. For example, many victims believe they can influence the climate on a planetary scale. Others become hyper sensitive and obsessed about food and drink, believing all others are not aware of the dangers of certain portions and food types and exhibit an absolute need to control the size and calorie content of all meals except their own. In addition, victims as a rule are paranoid of conservatives and Tea Party members, believing them to be evil monsters out to control them. Obola makes its victims prefer their delusion and shun any outside rational challenge to the delusions.

    In its later stages, Obola has victims believing the exact opposite of all things in the real world. They believe it is hot when it is cold, lies are truths, videos cause terrorist attacks, deadly infectious diseases are not a concern, opaque is transparency, free lunches are real, and so on. Death can occur from Obola, although most people live out their lives normally but trapped in their Obola-delusions. When death does come, Obola victims find it a complete surprise since their delusion leads them to believe the opposite of what they need to survive. For example, infected individuals walking to the North Pole to check on melted polar ice caps, a more tropical climate, and extinction of polar bears are surprised and perish from the extreme cold or bear attacks that in their minds cannot exist. Others, captured after going to the middle east help Islamic extremists in their quests, are genuinely surprised when being beheaded by terrorists. Their delusion has lead them to believe terrorists are their friends and conservative politicians are the real terrorists.

    Cure from Obola is possible but requires victims to first acknowledge they have the disease. Once that occurs a number of reality-based treatments can be used to eliminate the Obola virus from infected individuals permanently.

  • And once again the "smartest guy in the room" shows he's anything but. He'll be blaming Biden, because it seems stupid is contagious.

  • Hey everyone! It's Dr. Obola and he's come here to lie to everyone again today. He knows we'll believe him because he's a Dr. and he's a genius and he's a lieing piece of shit.

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