Obama drops in on Chinese restaurant … and cheeky owner grabs handful of his BUTT

sweet and sour pork barrel butt

Obama drops in on Chinese restaurant … and cheeky owner grabs handful of his BUTT. Kowtowing to the Chinese vote, Obama orders a heapin’ helpin’ of yummy sweet and sour pork barrel butt – with a side of spicy Kung Mao chicken.

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  • She's probably checking his wallet: "Wha... you wan me vote for you nex erection? You gimme back my money!"

  • He must have told them he was making new regulations for thier communist relatives to come here and join his communist regime. Mao must be so proud.

  • This only serves to bolster my view that Obama will likely win. No one is going to grab Romney-butt, unless its arranged.

    Santorum is the vastly superior candidate to Romney. I can't promise butt-grabbage, and I don't agree with some of his social stances, but he's the only genuine candidate left, outside of Ron Paul. Maybe Santorum can sing too. I've been bullish on Santorum for months here

    Just musing on optics here..

    • Alien:"Santorum is the vastly superior candidate to Romney."

      I agree with you there, Alien. Santorum took out a seven term incumbent Democratic Congressman in a heavily Democratic district in the mostly blue state of Pennsylvania in 1990. He took out an incumbent Democratic Senator in 1994. His political skills are vastly underrated. His debating skills are vastly underrated. In the debates he keeps saying Republicans can't give away key issues like health care in the fall, in a critique of Romney that seems to be starting to take hold. Romney cannot out-debate Santorum or Gingrich. His only chance is to slime them to death, which he might do. Romney lacks passion because he doesn't believe conservatism in his heart. Santorum would skillfully make the case against Obama with passion.

  • Too bad the first lady ( what a terrible use of the term ) wasn't the one being grabbed . The chinese lady could've got a REAL workout . I'm not sure if she used both hands , if she would've made it .

    Anyway , nothing like sweet and sour poopoo , at least in SF.