Obama drops in on Chinese restaurant … and cheeky owner grabs handful of his BUTT. Kowtowing to the Chinese vote, Obama orders a heapin’ helpin’ of yummy sweet and sour pork barrel butt – with a side of spicy Kung Mao chicken.

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Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid

“Dear Leader” stopped by for a bowl of Cream of someyoungguy.

Not so silent
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I wonder how long she had to scrub her hand after Odingleballs left?

PsychoDad
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I wonder if they counted the silverware and doublechecked the tip jar.

Talnik
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She’s probably checking his wallet: “Wha… you wan me vote for you nex erection? You gimme back my money!”

FormerlyDeanH
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That’s major funny, right there!

CO2Insanity
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We heard she first grabbed his crotch and said “Oh Michelle still gotta you balls?”

likwidlizard
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He must have told them he was making new regulations for thier communist relatives to come here and join his communist regime. Mao must be so proud.

Alien
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This only serves to bolster my view that Obama will likely win. No one is going to grab Romney-butt, unless its arranged.

Santorum is the vastly superior candidate to Romney. I can’t promise butt-grabbage, and I don’t agree with some of his social stances, but he’s the only genuine candidate left, outside of Ron Paul. Maybe Santorum can sing too. I’ve been bullish on Santorum for months here

Just musing on optics here..

Big Al
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These Chinese probably got orders from Peking to suck up to the weak one.

MDLION
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Alien:”Santorum is the vastly superior candidate to Romney.”

I agree with you there, Alien. Santorum took out a seven term incumbent Democratic Congressman in a heavily Democratic district in the mostly blue state of Pennsylvania in 1990. He took out an incumbent Democratic Senator in 1994. His political skills are vastly underrated. His debating skills are vastly underrated. In the debates he keeps saying Republicans can’t give away key issues like health care in the fall, in a critique of Romney that seems to be starting to take hold. Romney cannot out-debate Santorum or Gingrich. His only chance is to slime them to death, which he might do. Romney lacks passion because he doesn’t believe conservatism in his heart. Santorum would skillfully make the case against Obama with passion.

Neo-7
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Too bad the first lady ( what a terrible use of the term ) wasn’t the one being grabbed . The chinese lady could’ve got a REAL workout . I’m not sure if she used both hands , if she would’ve made it .

Anyway , nothing like sweet and sour poopoo , at least in SF.

ooddballz
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Obumma looks like he is enjoying it….just like old times Barry?

Paden
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I’d like to know what his fortune cookie said…

Trickie
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New surroundings will soon be yours

MGAP
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in bed.

flashingscotsman
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I bet he’d like that. Get rid of the bear’s ass, and get him some cute young guys.

MGAP
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No no no…. you never heard of adding the words “in bed” to the end of the sayings on fortune cookies? Try it sometime. But, you do have a point with the young guys thing.

Babydoll102187
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I knew what you ment. My husband did that to me one night after dinner at a chinesse place.

Him reading his fortune ” You will find great opportunity and fortune…in bed”

Me ” WHAT?! ”

Ahhh, good times. Good times.

Big Al
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“Smells like cat”.

likwidlizard
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With a big bowl of cumdrop soup.

Spon
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Me love you long time…..

CO2Insanity
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If Michelle had been there that lady would have needed two hands, providing her arms were long enough.

MGAP
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I dunno, maybe it’s a camera skewing the perpective, but it looks like dickboy “got back” too.

PsychoDad
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O yeah, “just dropped in.” If i wasn’t actually a carefully orchestrated event, I bet they had this place on their list of “significant contributers.”

Ruben
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Right out of the Clinton Election Handbook. Gives new meaning to the old term “Chinese laundry.” Just ask Charlie Trie!

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