ps if it ends badly i don't know, cuz the patterns was messin with my head.
It ends okay, I used to be a motor, I loved the skills portion, but at some point you are going to get road rash...There are only two kinds of motors, those that have been down and those that are going down..Thats what they told us in motor school..And it happened to me, got into a cone pattern, got mud on the back tire, bike slide out I got off but the damn throttle was stuck and the bike chased me and ran me down....One of a kind moment..:)
musta been a racist bike. :) also: lol skunk spray.
LMAO!!!
Only another bike rider can understand that kind of thing.
I have gone down a couple of times, nothing serious, pulling over to the shoulder of the road and hit sand, lost control of bike.
Sometimes I wish I had video of these kind of things, just for entertainment value.
Another training day (we did them quarterly) Running thru a pattern that ends with a 180 circle, did it about 20 times (on a kawasaki) and my left hand got a cramp half way thru (we always rode with a hand on the clutch to feather it) Damn throttle was cranked and the bike stood up, ran out of the pattern and straight at a cement food building or a metal light pole (at the fairgrounds) my ass puckered, and my legs dented the gas tank, I made it between the pole and building and left rubber marks from the handle bars on both, then I hit the lawn still at about 40 and they had watered the grass so now I have a roster tail about 20 up behind me of water. Got the damn thing slowed down, tuned left and rode back on the sidewalk to see the other guys still covering their eyes with their hands. They thought I was gonna get hurt...all I got was wet..when my heart stopped pounding it was funny.....
BWAHAHA!!
It's a motorcycle, not a jet ski! You aren't supposed to rooster tail!
I'm still laughing as I type.
My last big crash was off a jump going about 60 down the side of a hill. I skipped the next 2 jumps and landed at the bottom of the hill. I flew about 75-100 feet. Was unconscious. Everyone thought i was dead. But I came to and manged to suck in some air(had some cracked ribs from hitting the bars as I went over). I fired up the bike and rode back to the truck. I still have bad knees because of it.
My big almost crash was on a '71 Kawasaki 500 triple. I got a bad speed wobble at about 115, but I rolled off the throttle and it quit wobbling at about 85. I was 16. I traded it in on another dirt bike shortly after. The 71's had bad frame geometry that they corrected on the 72's.
I never rode off road, I didn't have any interest in it.
My cousin used to ride enduro races, and I think seeing him get hurt turned me off to it.
I used to ride enduros and moto-x. It was scarier on the street. I almost got creamed by morons 3 times in one month one time. That cured me. I haven't ridden for 27 years. If I moved someplace like Middle of Nowhere I might get a bike, around here no way.
After 45 years of riding, racing, and doing stunts, I'd list my worst crashes, but it might mess with the bandwidth on the site. Then there's the bicycle crashes, including some downhill mountain bike racing.
Not So, your trainers missed the third kind if rider. There's those that HAVE gone down, those that WILL go down, and those that HAVE gone down, and WILL go down again. I fit in category three.
Hey even in the middle of nowhere is not safe, years ago I had a Kawasaki 750, riding home (I worked nights) and in the middle of the damn road was a skunk, just staring at me. I am not gonna hit a skunk, down in the ditch I went at about 75..slipping, sliding, pooping in my pants and then back up on the road....On that road at that time of night, I probably would have been there for a couple hours before they found the body had I gone down..It was like an amusement park ride.....The worst part was that little shit sprayed and I still got some of the smell on the way by...
Well, I guess it's whatever you're comfortable with. I know my body can't handle enduro or motocross riding!
There should be a comma between "president" and "Zero" or he will think it gives him permission!
This man has such a high opinion of himself, not even his mother thinks so highly of him.
His is royalty along the lines of Kim Un Jong Ding Dong from North Korea..their feces do not make a scent.....Next the Obamabots will be telling us that Obama too was shit out of the side of a divine mountain..Only in Hawaii not Korea...
Would not surprise me if during the meeting yesterday he got insulted and said to one of the Republicans, "I know you are but what am I?" or "I am Rubber you are glue, what bounces off me sticks to you".....That is his style....
Then he holds his breath until he turns blue. Too bad he can't do that until he turns cold.
Hang on to your asses it's going to be a wild ride with a rejected boy king with severe NPD. I think Obama truly believes that the election was a reaffirmation of his failed ideas and policies.
My bet is he doubles down. When he got spanked in 2010 he went on a very expensive country wide tour trying to sell more infrastructure tax dollar waste. He's a one trick pony so don't expect any changes. Even in that ridiculous press conference he states the important things were climate change, illegal amnesty, and higher minimum wages. Not a single one of those agenda items are in the top ten of what Americans are concerned about.
I would also add that the man is childish and vindictive. He spent millions to close open air memorials when his precious government was shutdown. Obama and his merry band of idiots are working overtime to figure out how to make the country pay for rejecting him.
When he says he's big and we're small I think he's referring to the "ass hole ratio". On a 1 to 10 scale (10 being an unmitigated total ass hole) barry rates a 30.
I have to disagree with the webmaster's comment on this one. Obama is not delusional, he's evil. He's an evil Muslim racist intent on fundamentally changing America because of its past history with slavery and its overwhelming success over Islamic societies.
His hatred of America drives him to systematically dismantle everything that has made America great: God, Judeo-Christian heritage, freedom, liberty, rugged individualism, opportunity, capitalistic economy.
Obama cannot conceive of a world where America is not an evil bully who needs to be knocked down a notch or two.
Although, I can easily conceive of a world where a hemp necktie, a rickety stool, and an oak tree would solve his maladies...
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Sign me up!!!!!!!!!!!
Yea, I could go for that too.
TAG TEAM!!!!!!!!!
I wonder if he wants to have a boxing match with a veteran? I can line up quite a few who would be interested.
Let's see who's big after that...
http://ninetymilesfromtyranny.blogspot.com/2014/11/the-imperial-presidency-must-end-now.html
Not so silent: check this out. you and all the other LEO ppl.
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10200122142674458&fref=nf
ps if it ends badly i don't know, cuz the patterns was messin with my head.
It ends okay, I used to be a motor, I loved the skills portion, but at some point you are going to get road rash...There are only two kinds of motors, those that have been down and those that are going down..Thats what they told us in motor school..And it happened to me, got into a cone pattern, got mud on the back tire, bike slide out I got off but the damn throttle was stuck and the bike chased me and ran me down....One of a kind moment..:)
musta been a racist bike. :) also: lol skunk spray.
LMAO!!!
Only another bike rider can understand that kind of thing.
I have gone down a couple of times, nothing serious, pulling over to the shoulder of the road and hit sand, lost control of bike.
Sometimes I wish I had video of these kind of things, just for entertainment value.
Another training day (we did them quarterly) Running thru a pattern that ends with a 180 circle, did it about 20 times (on a kawasaki) and my left hand got a cramp half way thru (we always rode with a hand on the clutch to feather it) Damn throttle was cranked and the bike stood up, ran out of the pattern and straight at a cement food building or a metal light pole (at the fairgrounds) my ass puckered, and my legs dented the gas tank, I made it between the pole and building and left rubber marks from the handle bars on both, then I hit the lawn still at about 40 and they had watered the grass so now I have a roster tail about 20 up behind me of water. Got the damn thing slowed down, tuned left and rode back on the sidewalk to see the other guys still covering their eyes with their hands. They thought I was gonna get hurt...all I got was wet..when my heart stopped pounding it was funny.....
BWAHAHA!!
It's a motorcycle, not a jet ski! You aren't supposed to rooster tail!
I'm still laughing as I type.
My last big crash was off a jump going about 60 down the side of a hill. I skipped the next 2 jumps and landed at the bottom of the hill. I flew about 75-100 feet. Was unconscious. Everyone thought i was dead. But I came to and manged to suck in some air(had some cracked ribs from hitting the bars as I went over). I fired up the bike and rode back to the truck. I still have bad knees because of it.
My big almost crash was on a '71 Kawasaki 500 triple. I got a bad speed wobble at about 115, but I rolled off the throttle and it quit wobbling at about 85. I was 16. I traded it in on another dirt bike shortly after. The 71's had bad frame geometry that they corrected on the 72's.
I never rode off road, I didn't have any interest in it.
My cousin used to ride enduro races, and I think seeing him get hurt turned me off to it.
I used to ride enduros and moto-x. It was scarier on the street. I almost got creamed by morons 3 times in one month one time. That cured me. I haven't ridden for 27 years. If I moved someplace like Middle of Nowhere I might get a bike, around here no way.
After 45 years of riding, racing, and doing stunts, I'd list my worst crashes, but it might mess with the bandwidth on the site. Then there's the bicycle crashes, including some downhill mountain bike racing.
Not So, your trainers missed the third kind if rider. There's those that HAVE gone down, those that WILL go down, and those that HAVE gone down, and WILL go down again. I fit in category three.
Hey even in the middle of nowhere is not safe, years ago I had a Kawasaki 750, riding home (I worked nights) and in the middle of the damn road was a skunk, just staring at me. I am not gonna hit a skunk, down in the ditch I went at about 75..slipping, sliding, pooping in my pants and then back up on the road....On that road at that time of night, I probably would have been there for a couple hours before they found the body had I gone down..It was like an amusement park ride.....The worst part was that little shit sprayed and I still got some of the smell on the way by...
Well, I guess it's whatever you're comfortable with. I know my body can't handle enduro or motocross riding!
There should be a comma between "president" and "Zero" or he will think it gives him permission!
This man has such a high opinion of himself, not even his mother thinks so highly of him.
His is royalty along the lines of Kim Un Jong Ding Dong from North Korea..their feces do not make a scent.....Next the Obamabots will be telling us that Obama too was shit out of the side of a divine mountain..Only in Hawaii not Korea...
Would not surprise me if during the meeting yesterday he got insulted and said to one of the Republicans, "I know you are but what am I?" or "I am Rubber you are glue, what bounces off me sticks to you".....That is his style....
Then he holds his breath until he turns blue. Too bad he can't do that until he turns cold.
Hang on to your asses it's going to be a wild ride with a rejected boy king with severe NPD. I think Obama truly believes that the election was a reaffirmation of his failed ideas and policies.
My bet is he doubles down. When he got spanked in 2010 he went on a very expensive country wide tour trying to sell more infrastructure tax dollar waste. He's a one trick pony so don't expect any changes. Even in that ridiculous press conference he states the important things were climate change, illegal amnesty, and higher minimum wages. Not a single one of those agenda items are in the top ten of what Americans are concerned about.
I would also add that the man is childish and vindictive. He spent millions to close open air memorials when his precious government was shutdown. Obama and his merry band of idiots are working overtime to figure out how to make the country pay for rejecting him.
When he says he's big and we're small I think he's referring to the "ass hole ratio". On a 1 to 10 scale (10 being an unmitigated total ass hole) barry rates a 30.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs
That's our barry!!!!!! DINGLEBARRY THAT IS
I have to disagree with the webmaster's comment on this one. Obama is not delusional, he's evil. He's an evil Muslim racist intent on fundamentally changing America because of its past history with slavery and its overwhelming success over Islamic societies.
His hatred of America drives him to systematically dismantle everything that has made America great: God, Judeo-Christian heritage, freedom, liberty, rugged individualism, opportunity, capitalistic economy.
Obama cannot conceive of a world where America is not an evil bully who needs to be knocked down a notch or two.
Although, I can easily conceive of a world where a hemp necktie, a rickety stool, and an oak tree would solve his maladies...
http://doctorbulldog.wordpress.com/2008/11/13/leading-psychiatrist-says-liberalism-is-a-psychological-disorder/
Well said imamu essay, well said!