Obama rolls out new 2012 theme

Obama rolls out new 2012 theme. President Barack Obama’s Kansas speech will show “his vision of an America where everyone engages in fair play, does their fair share and gets a fair shot.” It’ll be “fair” alright – except for those rich bastards… oh, and those who don’t agree with us or vote for us… and don’t forget those evil non-union people… and those gun owners… add in those crazy people who believe in God…

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  • And I am fairly certain that this fairness thing will include anyone making over $100K a year taking it up the ass on April 15th.

  • Someone tell Obungles that a "fair" is where you go to ride the rides, eat cotton candy and step in monkey poop. The man needs to look up fair in the dictionary not just use it cause Sir Teleprompter said it was the new buzzword...Obungles, the Grinch who stole four years of our lives...Stink, Stank, Stunk.

  • "Dear Leader" wouldn't know fair if it snuck up his leg and bit him. Bet he steals all the silverware like Clinton did.

  • "Fair play" Obama style, like publicly presenting the sealed divorce records of political opponents. Not that the bastard would do it himself but he had some cronies do it for him. Yep, he knows all about "fair."

  • In obumas world, everyone should be able to vote as often as they like, even the dead ones... So long as they vote democrat. He embraces the ideals of Stalin who is quoted as saying (paraphrase) 'he who counts the votes.., wins'.

  • The only big wish on my Christmas list this year is that 'O' loses by
    a massive landslide next November. This country can't handle much
    more of his 'fair this, fair that' line of baloney.

  • Apparently the Presidential brain trust did some research and found Harry Truman did well with his 'Fair Deal' campaign phrase, so they're going to steal it without committing actual plagiarism. However, with economy in the tank, he'll need a new phrase next month, and the month after that, and....