Obama Says “I am not a dictator! I am Emperor!” Dateline April 1, 2013. At this morning’s press conference Obama declared himself Emperor Nero II. He made Joe Biden Imperial Jester and immediately declared Sharia Law. He announced Biden will be replaced by George Soros who will have the new title of Vice Emperor Darth and that Janet Napolitano is now Generalissimo of Empire Security. He then refused to answer questions, muttered something about Imperial golf being the new official sport of the land, said he was late for his game and left. Jay Carny, now sporting a new toga announced Air Force One would henceforth be referred to as Chariot of the God 1 and then declared the press conference over. We thought you’d enjoy this story about fools on April Fool’s Day.
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Why is their never a Brutus around when you need one?
There is a problem with that.
Even if we lost Obama and Biden, we would end up with Boehner!
Would we really be that much better off?
Et tu Biden?
In that case it would be beware the ides of stupid.
Ha! But don't give him any ideas!
"I am Emperor Obama the First, King of Kings, the Lord of Media, the Great Spender, Scourge of the Rethuglicans, Dreadful as the Storm and the Lightning, all will worship me and despair."
And you rightfully belong in a loony bin.
He's certainly not president, that title rightfully belongs to Ron Paul.
The title refers more to my trash collector than Ron Paul. The trashman does something useful, and could get more votes that RP
Has it not been April 1st for the last 4 plus years?
...add she who deals with everyone's consciousness - Oprah - into the narrative above and the left's triune godhead would be complete.
Look for the White House phone number prefix to be listed as 666.
I thought that was the area code for DC.
Haven't you heard? Today has been renamed 'Biden Day' in honor of the Veep's achievements in the promotion of foolishness.
Did they change the google doodle to show Biden painted in a Jesus-like portrait? I don't know - I dumped google yesterday =P
" I, Claudius."
I Golfius?
Golfius Excessious
I Dufus.