Obama Says “I am not a dictator! I am Emperor!” Dateline April 1, 2013. At this morning’s press conference Obama declared himself Emperor Nero II. He made Joe Biden Imperial Jester and immediately declared Sharia Law. He announced Biden will be replaced by George Soros who will have the new title of Vice Emperor Darth and that Janet Napolitano is now Generalissimo of Empire Security. He then refused to answer questions, muttered something about Imperial golf being the new official sport of the land, said he was late for his game and left. Jay Carny, now sporting a new toga announced Air Force One would henceforth be referred to as Chariot of the God 1 and then declared the press conference over. We thought you’d enjoy this story about fools on April Fool’s Day.
