Obama Warns GOP budget would make weather prediction less accurate

Obama Warns GOP budget would make weather prediction less accurate. Constitutional law scholar, author, economist, energy and health insurance expert, journalist and now weatherman… is there anything this guy can’t do? The only thing that could make him more awesome would be if he actually knew what he was talking about. Incredible.

This post was last modified on November 10, 2021

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  • Okay so we now all have to look outside to see if it's sunny or raining..Who gives a shit? Most of the time weather forecasts are wrong anyway. At least here in Kalifornia, they predict the end of life on the planet and it's sunny...The only ones that would be affected would be the Occupoopers since they are outside all the time.

    There is nothing that Bozo the Obama won't use to try and scare people into thinking he is right, I for one am tired of him Crying Wolf....or yelling fire in a theater....Get him a big red rubber noce, some oversize floppy shoes, clown pants and send him out to entertain democrats kids and keep him out of the White House.

      • Looking at the democrats, I believe there is always room for ONE more clown...Maybe Obama could form a comedy troupe with Alan Grayson and Anthony Wiener...Feel free to give them a name worthy of their act..:) (I was thinking Slick/Dick and Sick)

      • Obama doesn't care if Bozo has a job. Let him collect unemployment, it's good for the economy.

  • Like they're accurate now? Puhleeeeeeez! Years ago I should have been a weather forecaster, one of the few jobs on the planet where you can screw up constantly and still get paid.

  • From what I've read, "Dear Leader" and his cronies were the ones that cut NOAA's budget, which resulted in the layoff of most of their IT personnel. More lies from the master of blame.

    • Maybe the Muslims that they were reaching out to didn't like the weather predictions.

  • what is more important more accurate weather or saving the country from going bankrupt? Harry Reid was more concerned about saving Cowboy Poetry. Liberals are trying to destroy the middle class and make slaves out of poor people. Nothing they have done has helped in anyway just made more people dependent on the government to buy their votes.

  • It's true!!! Republicans want uneducated children, sickly workers and starving senior citizens at the mercy of erratic weather systems!!!

    The coming Presidential election campaign is beginning to take shape. Look for a well-funded river of lies to flow from the White House and the MSM. President Hope and Change has morphed into President Fear and Loathing.

    • What I dont understand is this:

      Why didn't he do the messiah work before now? Why is it that the messiah work is only going to appear AFTER he becomes elected again? uhm? I mean if he had done a great job, then he would have no problem getting re-elected and he wouldn't need to talk all kinds of stupid mess. Right? I would like to know this. Why is the messiah work reserved for the second term and what guarantees do I have that he will actually do the messiah work then? What stops him from saying "I need another 8 years people"...?

        • If he doesn't executive order himself into a dictatorship in the meantime. Let's hope that Obama goes away civilly.

          • I'm waiting for him to do just that if he doesn't get re-elected in November. Some "Crisis" will come up and he'll try and make the excuse that he just HAS to stay in office until its finished. That is if he even allows an election to take place to begin with. If the polls look bad enough for him... I wouldn't be surprised if he and his cronies (they already have) start angling to suspend the elections for "the greater good of the middle class".

          • That's what worries me: that so much $hit will hit the fan between now and November, that they'll need a whole bunch of fans.

            (You've got to wonder how that expression came to be, anyway. I cannot imagine any circumstance under which $hit would hit a fan.)

          • I sense that Soros if anyone is desperate. Who knows what he is up to? That guy scares the crap out of me.

          • Or maybe put together a guard unit of NBP to keep the polling places "secure." And suspend absentee votes, that keeps a lot of the military out of it.

  • I bet we'd all suffer hair loss, frequent trips to the bathroom, and low tire pressure if it was passed as well....

  • Isn't he the one who cut NASA's budget? Don't we use NASA to build & launch weather satellites?

    • No, NASA is our new Mohammedan outreach service.

      Honest to God, the guys at The Onion must have fits trying to keep ahead of the curve with this putz.