Obama: When I leave White House, I will buy a Volt. Hope it’s a 2013 model. The Barack Obama special edition, green with a red interior. We’d suggest this announcement will make the car catch fire but we understand it already does.
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Bye Bye Spark!!!
Chevy suspends production of the Volt just days after Obama talks about how great it is!
GM blames the media for low sales.
1300 workers laid off.
Billions of taxpayer dollars lost, AGAIN!
Let’s keep supporting green companies…….NOT!!!!
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/03/03/business/gm-suspends-production-of-chevrolet-volt.html?partner=rss&emc=rss
http://news.yahoo.com/gm-suspends-production-electric-volt-233857613.html
http://www.star-telegram.com/2012/03/02/3779743/business-briefs-general-motors.html
What a bummer for Obama. Buy the time he leaves office in Nov. they wont be making them anymore.
Maybe he can find a nice used one.
He'll probably have to get a new battery for the used one by then!
Obama using new speek: "I'll buy one myself"
Old speek: "That car is a piece of crap I forced GM to build, I'd never buy that thing."
More likely: "I wouldn't be caught dead in one of those pieces of shit!"
Dear Obamie, Why wait? Resign or do not go for re-election that way you can buy yourself all the Volts you want honey. Go ahead, treat yourself, YOU know that YOU deserve it.
bottom line: poppajoe49 wants the President dead; preferably by electrocution; you've crossed the line, freak. And your sick-shit buddies have said nothing. Incredible.
Well at least there hasn't been a movie made about it. That would be terrible, to make a movie about assassinating the President. Cough! um W, Cough!
Sorry about that thumb up. I haven't finished my coffee, and I wasn't reading clearly. Now quick, the rest of you hit him with four TD,........MO, while sit embarassed and ashamed.
Bitch Poops, nobody listens!
EEEEWWWWWWWWWWW! That is NOT the image I want in my brain! Get it out! GET IT OUT!
Done. You really should have a cup of coffee BEFORE you expose yourself to freaks like Mitch!
I am happy to help out.
No way n0bama 2012 ever purchases a Volt. Odds are that when he is defeated in the November Election, [G]overnment [M]otors will rename the Volt "Yes, We Should Have" and give him, Moochelle, the kids, his dog, his Uncle, brother...and descendants for generations to come, extension cords as well as the latest Model of the "Yes, We Should Have."
i need a vomit bag!
"We’d suggest this announcement will make the car catch fire..."
Not sure if an announcement can do that, but making the pants catch fire is much more likely.
The car catches fire just fine on its own. It doesn't need "announcements."
When "Dear Leader" leaves office, most Americans will be happy to buy him a one way ticket back to Kenya.
At first glance, I thought it said "I'm leaving the White House because I'm a Dolt."
Nah, he's in the White House because too many Americans were dolts!
I really hope he enjoys his brand new, right off the line, 2013 Volt. I also hope the Republican president repeals the tax credit for these cars before he buys one. That would be to funny.