Obama: When I leave White House, I will buy a Volt. Hope it’s a 2013 model. The Barack Obama special edition, green with a red interior. We’d suggest this announcement will make the car catch fire but we understand it already does.

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Elrond Hubbard
February 28, 2012 1:37 pm

Just a minor lie from the Big Liar.

Admin
February 28, 2012 1:41 pm

Then Chevy can advertise the Volt has an additional air bag.

Member
February 29, 2012 10:04 am

Passenger side, too.

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danybhoy
February 28, 2012 2:00 pm

There is no way in hell Obama will ever buy a Volt.

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Joe Redfield
February 28, 2012 2:12 pm

He’d certainly think he was in Hell if he ever had to ride in one.

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sa_rose
February 28, 2012 11:59 pm

Especially after it caught fire.

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poppajoe49
February 29, 2012 4:46 am

He wouldn’t have to buy a Volt, I’d like to give him one, and about 30,000 of it’s friends, while he sits in the special chair with the little metal hat, wrist and leg straps, and the big wires that go to the dynamo in the shed out back!
BZZZZZTTTT!!!

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Ruben
February 28, 2012 2:17 pm

I hope in November that the electorate will bolt from the dolt who’d buy The Volt.

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FormerlyDeanH
February 28, 2012 2:30 pm

he did sort of drive one almost 8 feet or so at the factory that one time.

Member
February 29, 2012 10:09 am

What happened, he ran out of extension cord?

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poppajoe49
February 29, 2012 4:35 pm

No, he got lost without his GPS!

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Angry Southerner
March 3, 2012 11:22 am

teleprompter came unplugged

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Wayward
February 29, 2012 7:29 am

Yea, hopefully the Dolt is driving a Volt THIS January!

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danybhoy
February 28, 2012 2:32 pm

I’ll look at the bright side of this piece. He said he would be leaving The White House. So there is an upside to this story.

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Angry Southerner
February 28, 2012 2:32 pm

When you leave office I will buy party supplies

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FormerlyDeanH
February 28, 2012 2:38 pm

One of my brothers has a bottle of Courvoisier XO and a handful of cigars of questionable origin arranged in December 2008 for the exit party which hopefully will be less than a year from now. If I have to wait longer than that, well, I may not make it!

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andre
February 29, 2012 4:04 am

I was going to say that Obama’s exit is worth a bottle of Louis XIII, but then I thought about it and changed my mind. The Louis XIII would be for the invention of the time machine that we use to go back to 2006 or whenever that was and prevent him from getting elected to the Senate in the first place.

So yeah, go with the XO.

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jukin
February 28, 2012 3:17 pm

More proof that we will never see Presidebt 0bama’s college records.

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Not so silent
February 28, 2012 6:19 pm

Yea they will burn in a flaming volt after a crash in the future…

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Trickie
February 28, 2012 3:49 pm

I friggin’ hope so, he’s already forced every taxpayer to invest in one with that bailout

Guest
February 28, 2012 3:58 pm

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guysmiley
February 28, 2012 4:26 pm

Must be a bunch of Union workers listening to his BS. Probably got paid leave to watch the idiot. What an arrogant, narcissistic SOB. Just GO AWAY.

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Sidekick
February 28, 2012 4:39 pm

I heard some of his speech during news breaks while I was driving. I literally yelled at the radio out of a sense of having my intelligence insulted one too many times.

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hisham
February 28, 2012 4:48 pm

I say great, he’ll be one of 150 Volt owners…world wide!

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Joe
February 28, 2012 5:13 pm

I really hope he enjoys his brand new, right off the line, 2013 Volt. I also hope the Republican president repeals the tax credit for these cars before he buys one. That would be to funny.

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rightinwa
February 28, 2012 6:13 pm

At first glance, I thought it said “I’m leaving the White House because I’m a Dolt.”

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poppajoe49
February 29, 2012 4:49 am

Nah, he’s in the White House because too many Americans were dolts!

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Progressive Hemrrhoid
February 28, 2012 7:11 pm

When “Dear Leader” leaves office, most Americans will be happy to buy him a one way ticket back to Kenya.

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andre
February 29, 2012 4:05 am

“We’d suggest this announcement will make the car catch fire…”

Not sure if an announcement can do that, but making the pants catch fire is much more likely.

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sa_rose
February 29, 2012 11:01 am

The car catches fire just fine on its own. It doesn’t need “announcements.”

Guest
February 29, 2012 5:27 am

i need a vomit bag!

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Dan Hawks
February 29, 2012 7:41 am

No way n0bama 2012 ever purchases a Volt. Odds are that when he is defeated in the November Election, [G]overnment [M]otors will rename the Volt “Yes, We Should Have” and give him, Moochelle, the kids, his dog, his Uncle, brother…and descendants for generations to come, extension cords as well as the latest Model of the “Yes, We Should Have.”

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Mitch Hoops
February 29, 2012 9:50 am

bottom line: poppajoe49 wants the President dead; preferably by electrocution; you’ve crossed the line, freak. And your sick-shit buddies have said nothing. Incredible.

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February 29, 2012 10:16 am

Sorry about that thumb up. I haven’t finished my coffee, and I wasn’t reading clearly. Now quick, the rest of you hit him with four TD,……..MO, while sit embarassed and ashamed.

Guest
February 29, 2012 10:33 am

I am happy to help out.

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sa_rose
February 29, 2012 11:02 am

Done. You really should have a cup of coffee BEFORE you expose yourself to freaks like Mitch!

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poppajoe49
February 29, 2012 4:17 pm

Bitch Poops, nobody listens!

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sa_rose
February 29, 2012 8:05 pm

EEEEWWWWWWWWWWW! That is NOT the image I want in my brain! Get it out! GET IT OUT!

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Wayward
February 29, 2012 10:59 am

Well at least there hasn’t been a movie made about it. That would be terrible, to make a movie about assassinating the President. Cough! um W, Cough!

Guest
February 29, 2012 11:36 am

Dear Obamie, Why wait? Resign or do not go for re-election that way you can buy yourself all the Volts you want honey. Go ahead, treat yourself, YOU know that YOU deserve it.

Member
February 29, 2012 12:26 pm

Obama using new speek: “I’ll buy one myself”
Old speek: “That car is a piece of crap I forced GM to build, I’d never buy that thing.”

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hisham
February 29, 2012 3:07 pm

More likely: “I wouldn’t be caught dead in one of those pieces of shit!”

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poppajoe49
March 3, 2012 6:22 am

Bye Bye Spark!!!

Chevy suspends production of the Volt just days after Obama talks about how great it is!
GM blames the media for low sales.
1300 workers laid off.
Billions of taxpayer dollars lost, AGAIN!
Let’s keep supporting green companies…….NOT!!!!

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/03/03/business/gm-suspends-production-of-chevrolet-volt.html?partner=rss&emc=rss

http://news.yahoo.com/gm-suspends-production-electric-volt-233857613.html

http://www.star-telegram.com/2012/03/02/3779743/business-briefs-general-motors.html

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Lee
March 3, 2012 7:16 am

What a bummer for Obama. Buy the time he leaves office in Nov. they wont be making them anymore.
Maybe he can find a nice used one.

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poppajoe49
March 3, 2012 7:17 am

He’ll probably have to get a new battery for the used one by then!

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