Obama works on his stand-up act, says “This isn’t class warfare.” President Obama’s not known as a funny guy, yet his address to Congress contained one unintentionally funny line that made the Republicans actually laugh out loud. “This isn’t political grandstanding,” the President said. “This isn’t class warfare. This is simple math. These are real choices that we have to make.” He should have ended the address with “Thank you. Thank you very much. I’ll be here all week. Please tip your server.”
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And this just in -- seems Sock Puppet went off-script for FIVE WORDS at one point and got it wrong: seems he declared Abraham Lincoln to be the founder of the Republican Party; the PBS transcript omitted that. What first was thought to be damage control by the PBS Ministry of Truth turned out to be nothing but an ad-lib by the Smartest Man in the World; PBS had published the *prepared* remarks only. So whoever has got your hand up Sock Puppet's ass, you need to watch him more carefully, and make sure he says NOTHING you haven't told him to!
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/did-pbs-remove-a-major-gaffe-from-the-presidents-jobs-speech/#comment-1838083
Every word Obama speaks is a lie. Never pay attention to what he says, but watch what he does. He's a sneakly weasel who combines duplicity with incompetence.
Obama got his jobs scam from the Indians;
The tribal wisdom of the Lakota Indians, passed on from generation to generation, says that, "When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount."
However, in government and education more advanced strategies are often employed,
such as:
1. Buying a stronger whip.
2. Changing riders.
3. Appointing a committee to study the horse.
4. Arranging to visit other countries to see how other cultures ride dead horses.
5. Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.
6. Reclassifying the dead horse as living-impaired.
7. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse.
8. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed.
9. Providing additional funding and/or training to increase dead horse's performance.
10. Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the dead horse's performance.
11. Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is less costly, carries lower overhead and therefore contributes substantially more to the bottom line of the economy than do some other horses.
12. Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses.
And of course....
13. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position or the Presidency
Obama Math?
Ten for me, one for you. For my reelection you know.
One and one is ten trillion.
Lets create jobs, 10 of them for 200 million each, hows that for math?
If he was getting money from Visa or Mastercard, they would have cancelled his account long ago...He needs to be cut off at the currency.
He lied from the minute he started speaking. Not a single word of truth.
El Presidente would not know "real math" if it bit him on the debt ceiling.
Entitlement programs, especially welfare and unemployment insurance, is all about class warfare. The gooberment takes money out of my pocket to give to those too lazy to work, period. I would like to buy a new pickup, mine is 16 years old with over 200,000 miles on it, and if not for all the taxes I have to pay I could save enough money to pay cash instead of paying interest on a car loan. Which is another waste of money and a different subject.
The Obummer did say a few things I agree with though. Keeping the current tax rate taken out of my pay for social security. Cutting the tax rate bussinesses have to pay to bring jobs back to our country instead of companies shipping jobs to other countries. This makes sense to me but trying to get the fools in the House and Senate to approve such a move is not what we will see. Instead, we will see a bunch of pork spending attatched to any bill that comes out of the House that will do us and our economy no good at all.
think of all of the stand up comedians who are offended by the comparison of BarryO to themselves.. plus real stand up comedians dont use teleprompters!
Ladies and Gentleman, the comedy stylings of "Shecky" Obama!
C'mon, give it up!!
Please....
Somebody....
RTS
The minute someone says "This isn't A", you know either (1) they realize it sounds so much like A, the listener will think it's A (2) the speaker KNOWS it's A but doesn't want you to think it's A (3) all of the above.
Example: Barry, this isn't sarcasm, I REALLY think you're the SMARTEST, BESTEST president this mean ol' country ever had, REALLY I do.