Obamacare will reduce the rate of cancer. Seems like good news, right? But wait, there’s a punch line. Turns out, bureaucrats will reduce cancer rates by simply reducing the number of cancer diagnoses they allow doctors to make. But hey, statistically it’s gonna look great!
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Well you really can't blame the sleazy bastards for lying through their teeth to the masses. A big percentage of the masses so forking dumb and gullible they believe anything the DC or Media Slime tells them.
And at face value! If any of the had learned anything i Highschool, they woul be able to pick it apart and seen what is really being said, as oppoed to what is trying to be conveyed.
I blame Bill Clinton. He was the first president to try and get away with wholesale lying about everything. When the left saw it worked, with media assistance, they just ran with it. It's now a big part of the DNC game plan for every election.
Not surprised since the environmentals fudge the numbers as well to make things appear or disappear at will... Same tactics everywhere.
Didn't Joe Stalin once claim that Communism could cure Cancer? Or was the the Bureau of Labor Statistics?
Didn't matter they were both full of crap.
I actually understand the way they count . Lets say in Year ( A ) there is 5,000 old folks that have varying types of cancer . With the Death squads on a quota system , 90 % of them will be given an overpriced taxpayer funded " Happy Pill Regiment " to ease the suffering , as they are allowed to waste away .
The love of their family , which has waxed cold , cold , cold , welcome the Ministry of Compassion's efforts . Let someone else deal with the burden , they think .
Year ( B ) starts out with 500 new Fiscal year cases . HOUSTON WE HAVE REDUCTION !!!!!!!
Be even faster to just shoot all the cancer patients in the head. Presto, zero cancer.
First, you would have to get Homeland Security to let go of some of their ammo.
No , No , No , the Ministry of Compassion , to win early acceptance would never resort to the tactics of the dreaded Right .
This worked for GDP.
This worked for mammograms.
And let's not forget when King Barky told the woman that her mother would get a pill for pain instead of an operation (the one and only truth he uttered about Obama HellCare).
I will start to get worried when my chocolate ration starts to increase.
And when my victory gin starts tasting like turpentine.
Speaking of arrogant bastids, just saw this. Can't you guys down there do anything about this guy? ;)
http://watchdog.org/108402/epic-fail-florida-rep-seeks-cash-on-eve-of-government-shutdown/
He's not in the district any of us on this board live in. He was booted once, but got back in somehow.
I know, just yanking your chain. Because the Reds suk and I had to take it out on somebody.
Check your email.
Me? I think I broke it deleting that last Reds update, hangon...
This is exactly the plan and always has been. Watch this arrogant bastard plainly say the government will decide who's worthy and who isn't. (this the one you meant?)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-dQfb8WQvo
So Palin was right after all.
In the liberal/Borg new order when you get old or injured and can no longer contribute to the collective good, you die.
Hope and Change Liberal style
Or they could just start calling it 'non-optimal cell division syndrome' and presto! No more cancer at all. BO will go down in history as the greatest healer of all time.
I see another (worthless) Nobel prize in his future.
Another great plan from the perception-is-reality crowd.
Something like what they do with unemployment numbers.
And inflation. The don't count gas and food. What has gone up most rapidly the last few years? You are so brilliant! Gas and food.
Exactly. The way Democrats lie nowadays is truly stunning - no wonder they want to dumb down the education system. Educated citizens would never stand for it.
Today I heard a new one - apparently libbies are trying to say they have balanced the budget. (I know, I know, it sounds like a joke.) Not now, and not the last five years of course, but "within the next ten." Trouble is, the extrapolated budget only reaches "balanced" status if they DON'T COUNT INTEREST PAYMENTS ON THE DEBT.
That's like you and I drawing up a household budget and leaving out the house payment and then saying, "Look! We have a huge surplus!"
Just like the phantom budget surplus Clinton had, and leftards keep confusing with eliminating the national debt.
Nope, no death panels here....nothing to see here folks, move along.