Obama’s Literary Agent in 1991 Booklet: “Born in Kenya and raised in Indonesia and Hawaii.” This bio was used until April 2007 when Obama launched his presidential campaign, at which point it was changed to say he was born in Hawaii. Well, if the media didn’t bother reading even this much about their “sort of god”, it’s not surprising none of them knew about Barry making fricassee of Fido.
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I hope the guy who wrote that booklet has already passed on to glory, since if he hasn't I feel sure he will any time now. Obama will offer a eulogy (and campaign from the church steps.) He WILL BE Vince Fostered!
I have refined my previous statement that the Liar in Chief was assembled, and I reckon I’ve solved the problem.
It is an inescapable, essential feature of modern, enlightened, progressive thinking for adherents to be able to hold two completely contradictory beliefs at the same time. As those who oppose killing endangered birds are the same people who support costly giant whirligigs which are extremely effective bird killers (though ineffective suppliers of electricity); as rich rock-stars and actors flee to tax-havens whilst advocating that wealthy people pay more tax; as those who praise tolerance whilst demonising those who disagree with them; so Pres. Obama is the very epitome of progressive contradictions. He is both amazingly articulate and a stuttering mess, as dumb as a drunken wallaby but the smartest president in the history of the universe; he is a Christian and a Muslim, and he is both quintessentially American and completely cosmopolitan.
Accordingly, I say, Obama was born in Hawaii and Kenya!
Another great theory Deadman. You've nailed it!
Sir, I salute your genius!
Since foreigners are now being elected president without repercussion, who else could we nominate?
My two picks would be...
1.) Lord Christopher Monckton
2.) Geert Wilders
"The booklet, which is thirty-six pages long, is printed in blue ink."
Is it disappearing ink?
Think back to election night, they liberals had TVs placed all over Kenya.
A son of Kenya is what he Obama was called.
We have no president, just the illusion of the office. Unelected officials took over Washington and control of the media after a coup and cover up. Most of the comments online are financed with our tax dollars. Big brother is trying to create the perception of public opinion while burying the truth. They think you can't handle the truth. Fact of the matter is we have no democracy, president, and freedom of press is an illusion.
Our next election is shaping up to be as big of a sham as the last. Do you know why Sarah Palin's bus tour was really canceled? Do you know why she stayed 30 miles away from the second debate and chose the death of Steve Jobs to announce that she's not running? Know what leaked out? Sarah Palin and Cain aren't in the race for the same reason, the truth leaked out.
Search PalinsDirtyLittleSecret for the biggest cover up in world history before it disappears forever.
Paulifarian?
Thanks for wasting 20 minutes of my life. That Sarah Palin shit was retarded. It was like an all encompassing conspiracy theory. The lack of any sentence structure including run on sentences, how he wrote Freddie MAE and Fanny MACK, and ridiculous comparisons of terrorists to "look alike" businessmen, made it a nightmare to read as well as a complete and utter waste of my life. But.... It was more entertaining than, and still preferred "entertainment" to MTV. Fml that site sucked.
Gotta love the schizoid.. the patterns these kinds of minds come up with are fascinating. Its all in the CODE, maaaan..!
A lie to serve any purpose is still a bald face lie....Nobody knows where Obungles was born..and he ain't gonna tell...Wherever he was born, it must be the same place he keeps his college records cause nobody can find that either.. This does add fuel to the birther fire....and he probably did it himself so that it would distract people from the shitty economy, lack of jobs, loss of homes and tax you till your dead mentality he has...If he was born in Kenya, Barry and the wookie should be flown first class to Kenya, dropped by a parachute into a little village where he can become the boy king of the village and our village of D.C. can get rid of it's idiot. The for decades the villagers can tell the story of the miracle king that fell from the skies and confiscated their pigs and corn.
Why “flown first class”? Cargo would be sufficient, surely.
I was being generous sorry it won't happen again....
John Boehner is probably really upset about this latest news, he is doing all he can to keep Rep Darrel Issa in check on Operation Fast and Furious and now this....some young congressman could make a real name for himself standing in the well of the house demanding hearings on who the heck is this guy sitting in the Whitehouse! Colonel West...where you at???
Just because Obama claimed that he was born in Kenya once upon a time does not make it true. After all, it would not be his only lie.
My theory is that he wasn’t born in Kenya or Hawaii; he was assembled in a laboratory.
...somewhere in the province of Manchuria?
Great theory about the laboratory. Explains a lot. Manufactured and programmed to lie cheat and steal and it absolutely will not quit. I just hope they didn't make any more . One of these America-terminators is enough.
Well the story is presented as an example of how he keeps "reinventing" himself, not for any indication of where he was born.
Someone must be wondering how the Fahrenheit 451 truck missed this copy.
Heh heh heh. Somebody at the Ministry of Truth is going away for a long time over this one...
Sounds more like the Buttle / Tuttle problem at Information Retrieval.