Official ACORN Employment Application. They forgot some like: Do you know how to shred papers? Do you know you to erase hard drives? Can you find cheap housing for pimps?
Official ACORN Employment Application. They forgot some like: Do you know how to shred papers? Do you know you to erase hard drives? Can you find cheap housing for pimps?
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Do you have at least 25 dead relatives who you can help vote for Obama in 2012?
Are you willing to sit for hours and fake names on voter registration forms?
Have you ever committed a felony?
(must answer yes to all the questions before you will be given any more consideration)
Committed or been convicted of?
How about "Do you know enough Dallas Cowboys' players names to be able to create a good number of phony voter ids?"
The most important question was left off!
RACE:
African American
African
Latino
Caribbean Black
None of the above
They forgot the vital question concerning what experience with machinery an applicant may have:
a) Crow bar
b) Door stop
c) Slots (commonly known as The One-Armed bandit)
d) Gumball dispenser
e) Prophylactic dispenser
f) Hand truck
g) Shovel
h) All of the above