Thank you for signing the petition asking the Obama Administration to acknowledge an extraterrestrial presence here on Earth. Breaking news from whitehouse.gov: “The U.S. government has no evidence that any life exists outside our planet, or that an extraterrestrial presence has contacted or engaged any member of the human race.” Too busy for Solynda or Fast and Furious, but not for ETs. And truthfully, we thought that petition was asking the Obama Admin to acknowledge they are an extraterrestrial presence here on Earth.
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I can't believe this petition even went forward. Did they really think the response would be anything different? Obamarama could be sitting down to dinner after shooting some hoops with C3PO and they would STILL tell us there was no evidence of extraterrestrial life. Puleeze.
Sock Puppet handles the softballs just fine.
/Heh heh, that's what -she- said!
Damn I was hoping some CONSERVATIVE space aliens would show up and wipe out liberals. Or at least take them back to their planet for science experiments...
Notso. conservative space aliens wouldn't use anal probes. otherwise the demolibs would be falling all over each other to be first in line.
Bwarney Frank would be first in line..."Pick me, pick me"....
Once, years ago I was at the scene of a explosive device, dynamite found by some guy on parole...Our department went full bore, bomb squad, mobile command post (which was new) and the whole 9 yards..At one point a news reporter asked if he could use the bathroom in the back of the command post. I said sure and he went to the door opened it and came back over to me all scared looking. I asked whats wrong? He said "I ain't going in there there's some kind of anal space probe in that damn room"...and he then walked to a park and peed on a tree...The anal space probe? It was the spare radio antenna. Yup he was a liberal...:)
ha ha ha. oh. well, the exception that proves the rule.
maher woulda been all over that radio antenna!
LMAO!