I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Weekly Thread 4/7 to 4/14/17.

US MILITARY LAUNCHES AIRSTRIKES IN SYRIA. Cruise missiles launched. That’s all we have at this minute. H/T Fox News

UPDATE 1: 50 Tomahawk cruise missiles launched against Syrian air bases 9:20pm. Time to head for the bomb shelter?

UPDATE 2: Russian warship steams toward US destroyers that launched Syria strikes. Supposedly visiting port in Syria.

GOP Begins ‘Nuclear Option’ Rule Change to Advance Gorsuch Nomination. We prefer it to be called the Harry Reid Option. Regardless, there’s no reason to deny Gorsuch other than the Democrats are butthurt about Merrick Garland not being confirmed.

Fauxcahontas Have Big Words About Equal Pay. But She Paid Female Staffers 70% Less Wampum. #ShePersisted, in paying woman less than men.

VIDEO: Ex-Obama Staffer Who Urged Spying On Trump Predicted ‘Quick’ Impeachment Weeks Before Election: What did Evelyn Farkas know about the plan to set a Russia/Reichstag fire and when did she know it?

CNN Goes on Rampage Against Susan Rice Bombshell, Instructs Viewers to Ignore Story: DNC/Obama spokesman Don Lemon is very afraid.

First US City Set To See Complete Obamacare Collapse.  A code blue crash cart won’t save Obamacare. Congress needs to repeal it and forget about Paul Ryan’s RinoCare.

Susan Rice tried to ‘unmask’ Trump associates in intelligence reports. More like Obama’s henchwoman tried to get dope Obama and Hillary could use against Trump.

Schiff skeptical of Flynn’s request for immunity: Never forget that Scooter Libby was sentenced to 30 months in jail despite the fact that Comey/Fitzgerald knew he was innocent while Hillary wasn’t even charged for the several felonies she committed. Yeah, Flynn better get immunity or plead the Fifth.

President Trump declines to throw ceremonial first pitch: It is a cool ceremony and all but when your predecessor has left you with a strike count of two there are more important things to worry with. But because it is Opening Day please enjoy this video of O Duce throwing a ball that was, much like himself, high and outside.

Woman Kicked Out Of Store By Cashier Sick Of ‘Certain’ People Like Her. We hope Kroger is sick of this cashier and fires him/her and at least offers this lady an apology.

Criminal’s Family Laments The Good Guy’s AR-15 Made The Fight Unfair. Let’s see, 3 against 1, yeah unfair. The only thing unfair is the bad guys left their brains someplace.

Biden: 9 Republican senators told me they knew opposing Garland was wrong. Yeah, and Biden told us he knows nobody is being fooled by his hair plugs.

Paul Begala calls out right-wing for promoting insane conspiracy about Pentagon staffer Evelyn Farkas. People that live in a glass Dacha should not throw stones.

EU could BREAK UP the US: Juncker in jaw-dropping threat to Trump over support for Brexit. Sounds like Herr Dummkopf wants to have a WW2 repeat. H/T NotSoSilent

5 Year-Old Girl Suspended from School for Turning a Stick Into a Gun. Zero tolerance policies created by school administrators with zero brains strikes again. We have a suggestion on where that stick can be placed for safekeeping.

Heavily Armed Trump Protesters March on Arizona State Capitol, Where is MSNBC? We believe MSNBC is busy looking for Russian hackers and can’t be bothered.

Holy crap, did Huckabee just call Lindsey Graham gay? We’re gonna need more popcorn:

“I’m very disappointed in Lindsey. I sometimes wonder what uniform he puts on each morning when goes out to the field to play, and I’m not just talking about the partisan uniform.”

Evelyn Farkas Says Obama Was Spying on Trump: Schiff needs to recuse himself for being the sort of partisan hack that is using his position to cover for the Obama surveillance campaign against candidate and President Elect Trump.

https://youtu.be/gapRNpEjXUo

Remy Takes on Fake News.

Student has grade docked for using ‘mankind’ in English paper: If the paper had been politically correct it would not have mattered how grammatically incorrect it was.

Dems Demand Investigation Over Mnuchin’s ‘Lego Batman’ Joke: Meanwhile Dems demand no such investigation into the Obama regime spying on Trump during the campaign and transition.

Trey Gowdy Stands Up For Nunes: I Don’t Care If Info Came From White House Or Waffle House If It’s True. If Nixon had been a Democrat then Watergate would have ended up with Deepthroat going to jail.

Bill O’Reilly Apologizes for Calling Maxine Waters’ Hair a ‘James Brown Wig’: Unless the apology is to the memory of the great James Brown it is totally unnecessary.

Tony Podesta Made $500K Lobbying For Chinese Firm Convicted Of Illegal Sales To Iran. Confucius say when you connected you make lots of dough.