I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Biden admits his biggest campaign promise was a lie. Surprising nobody except the two or three humans on Planet Earth who still take him at his word:

During the campaign: “I’m not going to shut down the country. I’m not going to shut down the economy. I’m going to shut down the virus.”

As soon as he was inaugurated: “There’s nothing we can do to change the trajectory of the pandemic in the next several months.”

Twitter’s flabbergasting self-own after a week of purging conservative opinion. This is what the Twitter Public Policy account tweeted today:

Ahead of the Ugandan election, we’re hearing reports that Internet service providers are being ordered to block social media and messaging apps. We strongly condemn internet shutdowns—they are hugely harmful, violate basic human rights and the principles of the #OpenInternet. Access to information and freedom of expression, including the public conversation on Twitter, is never more important than during democratic processes, particularly elections.

Are they really this dense? Or were they trying to be ironic?

Another white woman caught pretending to be Hispanic. A liberal of course. They do it so they can acquire cushy jobs in “diversity.” This woman, Natasha Lycia Ora Bannan, who claimed to be Puerto Rican and Colombian but is really a white cracker from Georgia, is “senior counsel at the Latino Justice Puerto Rican Legal Defense and Education Fund.”

“Amen and Awomen.” Rep. Emanuel Cleaver heard somebody say Hank Johnson is the dumbest man in Congress, to which he replied, “Hold my beer.”

Happy New Year! Oh, and by the way… Bill Gates is proceeding with his long-cherished project to dim the sun’s rays (this time in Sweden instead of Arizona), so you can kiss your asses goodbye.