I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Sandra Fluke may seek Henry Waxman House seat. Think that Richard Simmons video was indicated about how nuts California is? Well read this! What’s her campaign slogan going to be? A condom in every pot?

ABC News twists statistics for anti-gun special. Let’s face it: the mainstream media has gone from favoring the liberal agenda to flat-out lying for it.

New York Mayor de Blasio reaches agreement on stop-and-frisk reforms. Only in the libtard mind is ensuring the city’s thugs keep their illegal guns “safer.” Funny how this came about now that the Mayor has full time police protection, isn’t it? We hope they enjoy the increase in crime.

Stanford law prof: Second Amendment is about restricting gun rights. As long as we’re having nutty professor day, check out John J. Donahue III who also believes legalized abortion lowers crime. Too bad his mommy and daddy didn’t believe in abortion.

Russians in violation of old treaty while Obama negotiating new treaty. “But Obama administration officials are not yet ready to formally declare the tests of the missile… to be a violation of the 1987 treaty.” Why not? Because it would be more embarrassing evidence of international political naiveté?

Oxford scientists have discovered the part of the brain that acts as our conscience. Quick, someone check Obama’s brain and see if that part is missing.

ONE GLANCE AND YOU’LL KNOW EXACTLY WHY MSNBC DELETED AND APOLOGIZED FOR THIS HORRIBLY OFFENSIVE TWEET. Looks like the racists at MSNBC put a whole box of Cheerios in their mouth.

Henry Waxman, 20-Term Democrat, Leaving House. Ratatouille is jumping off the sinking ship.

Pictured: Obama’s half-brother wearing Hamas scarf that boasts ‘Jerusalem is ours – WE ARE COMING.’ Per White House orders to the MSM: Nothing to see here, ignore please. We can’t have King Barack the Benevolent besmirched.

Obama’s High School Pot Dealer Murdered Over ‘Flatulence.’ It looks like Obama’s Choom Gang wasn’t just a bunch of innocent little pot smokers like the MSM would like us to think.

California Democrat convicted of voter fraud and perjury. Wait a minute… don’t they keep telling us election fraud doesn’t exist?

Extreme weather? What extreme weather? There hasn’t been a new continent-record temperature since 1983 and that was for a record low -128.6 °F in Antarctica. The last record high was in 1977. So much for Global Warming.

Yet another Chris Christie scandal. This one involves his brother, Todd. Maybe now it’s obvious even to the diehards like Ann Coulter that Chris Christie was never anything but a big, fat, dirty Democrat who calls himself a Republican.

Last night’s 2014 SOTU speech. While Biden was battling sleepiness and Obama stating, “The debate is settled. Climate change is a fact,” six southern states were operating under officially-declared emergency status because of the coldest January in U.S. history.

Florida schools to close for possible ice, snow. Global warming hits Florida. Orange freezes anyone?

IRS income tax form for Tea Partiers. As Winston Churchill once said: “A joke is a very serious thing.”

Fart fire in Germany. Now that we know this can happen, here’s hoping they take proper precautions for tonight’s State of the Union gathering.

Another reason why having the Super Bowl in New Jersey is a dumb idea. If Denver loses, Peyton Manning will earn the $46,000 losers’ share and have to pay New Jersey income taxes of $46,844 on it… that’s in addition to whatever federal income taxes he will owe.

Satanic performances at Grammys cause Christian singer to leave. “I’ve never been more honored to sing about Jesus and for Jesus,” tweeted Natalie Grant after leaving the auditorium, “and I’ve never been more sure of the path I’ve chosen.” Was it the mass gay wedding or Katy Perry dancing around an upside down broomstick surrounded by demons that drove her away?

Now It Makes a Difference: Clinton Says Benghazi “Biggest Regret.” It appears the Killery Apology Tour has begun, as has her run for President. The RNC needs to ram Benghazi where the sun don’t shine 24 x 7 x 365 until election day. But the RINO’s won’t do any such thing. They’ll be mamby-pamby and lose yet another election.

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Nigerian scams H1-B visas for fictitious university. He got away with it for six years. We’re not saying immigration enforcement is a joke in the U.S., but ICE actually helped this guy collect illegal payments from the poor Filipino nurses he was blackmailing.

Queen Latifah officiating at gay weddings during Grammy Awards. Just what America needs on a Sunday evening. Apparently Hollywood thinks they haven’t foisted enough gay bullshit on us already – we need more.

What is McCain doing meeting with ‘Spooky Dude’ Soros? There’s probably only one reason why Spooky Dude is meeting with RINO Dude. Follow the money.

 

HSBC Bank on Verge of Collapse: Second Major Banking Crash Imminent. If you like your money you can’t get your money.

BENGHAZI SNAP SHOT: FAILED DEPARTMENT OF STATE EMPLOYEE GIVEN SECURITY ROLE. Only in the Obama administration is abject stupidity rewarded. Cited for failures in leadership from the Department of State’s own Accountability Review Board report? No problem!