I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Wendy Davis’ Ex Asked a Court to Order Her Not to Use Drugs Before Seeing Her Kids. We wonder if she’ll get that coveted endorsement from the Mexican drug cartels?

Al Roker recalls FLOTUS B-day ‘boogie.’ We hope Al didn’t shit his pants this time. Maybe he wore Depends.

CHECK OUT SMITH & WESSON’S NEW BEAST OF A REVOLVER: THE ‘BACKPACK CANNON.’ You should never have to fire this. Just point this elephant gun at a robber and watch him die of fright.

Woman spends nightmarish six weeks trying to quit ObamaCare. “I felt like I’d slipped into a parallel universe… It’s just as hard to go off as it is to get on.” Hmm, sounds a bit like the Hotel California:

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
“Relax, ” said the night man,
“We are programmed to receive.
You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave!”

Anti-gun Democrats – this is why we can’t take you seriously. Seriously, can this moron find his ass with both hands?

Crack-smoking Toronto Mayor’s Favorability Now Nine Points Above Barack Obama’s. Just goes to prove there’s something about a man that smokes a pipe.

Environmentalists paid Canadian Indian chief to oppose oil drilling. White man fracking big suckers, including Neil Young.

Texas pro-abortion hero lied about her life story. Now that Wendy Davis is running for governor and the truth is coming out, she explains her flagrant lying thusly: “My language should be tighter.” Hey, she sounds like presidential material to us.

MSNBC’s Melissa Harris-Perry pronounces Marine Corps motto Semper “Fee” The problem with liberals is they never hang out with or talk to regular Americans or people in the military, so they never have a chance to get a clue.

Kerry Dismisses 98% Support for New Egypt Constitution as Just One Election and Not ‘Inclusive.’ Funny, when the Muslim Brotherhood’s candidate Morsi won in 2012 by only 51.73% the Obama administration evidently felt it was inclusive. Only in the Democrat world of Unicorn farts is 98% not inclusive.

Obama says, “I would not let my son play pro football.” This guy has a lust for telling other people what to do. Somebody tell the president if he had a son old enough to play pro football, it would be the son’s decision, not his.

Just Hit The NOAA Motherlode. It appears we may have NOAAgate going. Yet another attempt to ensure the grant money keeps flowing? Or is someone a dumbass?

Hacking expert reveals how he cracked Obamacare site in under 4 minutes. If you like your information you can’t keep your information.

13,000 teens complete Hamas training camps to emulate ‘suicide martyrs.’ It’s so wonderful to see that some of the $500 million + dollars Obama has sent to Hamas is being used for educational purposes. We wonder if this course will soon be a part of Common Core?

Upset: Republican wins surprise blowout in Arkansas Senate special election. The Republican won 57.21% vs. 42.7%. This, in a county that has had a Democrat in this office constantly since the reconstruction period after the Civil War (1865–1877). We can’t wait for the coming November rout.

Audio Of Michelle Obama Has Surfaced. What “home country?”

http://youtu.be/XYvvQcoQ_xk

It moves! Martian rock crawls into rover’s camera view. Four days after Opportunity, the Mars rover, parked itself to wait for better weather, a “jelly doughnut sized” rock that wasn’t there before is suddenly there. Isn’t this how scary science fiction movies start?

Actress loses role in San Francisco play for endorsing Tea Party candidate. Liberal tolerance and support for freedom of expression from producer Eliana Lopez, who happens to be the wife of prominent Democrat politician and current sheriff, Ross Mirkarimi:

“We really cannot have her in the show, unfortunately. Of course she has the right to say whatever she wants, but we’re in the middle of the Mission. Doing what she is doing is against what we believe.”

GOP establishment panics over Christie’s troubles: “I think we need Mitt back.” Remember that definition of insanity? Doing the same thing again and expecting a different result. Watch RINOs Reince and Rove screw up yet another election.

Oregon finally found a way to market Obamacare! They’re going to sign up inmates. Which begs the question: haven’t these guys been punished enough?

Robert Redford slams film distributors after Oscar snub. Gee Bob, it just couldn’t possibly be that your movie stinks, could it?

Obama Aides: He Didn’t Know Extent of NSA Surveillance. What’s this? Like the 500th time Dear Leader didn’t know about something? Perhaps if he’d go to his daily intel briefing? Your average Joe that reads the morning paper over coffee knows more about what the NSA is doing than Obama does.

Devastating Benghazi timeline: Obama missed intel briefing five days in a row before jihad attack, went to campaign rally right after it. Well, sleeping in, golfing, laying on the couch watching football on TV and campaigning are all more important that the daily intel briefing.

China starts televising the sunset on giant TV screens because Beijing is so clouded in smog. Now we know why the UN Climate Chief likes communist China so much. All you need is a big-screen TV and voila! Everything is good.

Brookings Institution studies congressional gridlock, blames Harry Reid. According to the liberal think tank, the problem is not Republicans causing delays by filibustering – it’s Democrats causing delays by bickering and procrastinating at the committee level… where the majority party totally runs the show. So why did Reid trigger the nuclear option again?