I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Panetta: A nuclear weapon in Iran is “unacceptable.” “We will take whatever steps necessary to stop it.” The Obama Admin has crossed the Rubicon; if Iran doesn’t back off, the president has basically promised all hell is gonna break loose. If Obama’s playing a game of chicken, thinking his rhetoric alone will be enough to stop Iran’s nuclear program and he has no intention of following thru, it’s likely he’s made a very bad gamble.

Ex-President Carter sends condolences to Kim Jong-un. Wishing a new communist dictator “every success” makes us wonder whether Mr. Human Rights has been into that stash of Billy Beer in the barn or if he’s going senile?

Hey, wanna great way to celebrate the holidays? How about hectoring friends and relatives into voting for your favorite empty suit? A sort of reverse Dale Carnegie – “How to lose friends and start arguments with people under the influence.” Yeah, every holiday gathering really wants to hear why the family loser has joined the Cult of No Personality.

Chevy Volt Costing Taxpayers Up to $250K Per Vehicle. Look! Another green energy bargain brought to you by the Obama administration!

Obama Administration Pushes UN Resolution That Bans Criticism of Islamic Radicalism. Speaking of Obowma, here he is bowing again. What next Mr. President? Genuflecting 5 times a day pointed towards Mecca?

IBM Predicts Mind-Reading Machines. Finally a reason to keep Barry in the White House. Should our enemies ever develop such technology we could all rest assured that our mindless President was impervious to it.

MEGHAN MCCAIN CALLS CALLISTA GINGRICH ‘A MISTRESS.’ We think perhaps she mispoke and meant to say Barney Frank after seeing his moobs.

Bill Clinton tells O’Reilly “Oh, I think yes” the media favored Obama over Hillary in 2008. The first black president is a raaaaacist.

Whoopi Goldberg: Communism ‘Makes Perfect Sense’ on Paper. The Whoopster might have a point. If the kind of paper she is referring to is that variety most often found in the bathroom and next to a certain porcelain structure.

Things are still looking up in Iran. Did we say “looking”? We meant blowing: “Two more explosions today. One at the big refinery in Isfahan, the other at the very important Revolutionary Guards base in Kerman, which is the headquarters for the RG’s operations in the East (think Afghanistan, etc.) I don’t have casualty figures yet, but the Kerman blast was a biggie.” Our bad.

Hugo Chávez blasted President Barack Obama as a “clown” and an “embarrassment” who has turned the United States into a “disaster” after Obama criticized Venezuela’s ties with Iran and Cuba. Chávez accused Obama of trying to “win votes by attacking Venezuela.” Yeah, that’s pretty much the only reason Obama does anything these days.

Syrian protesters unmasked as raaaacists. Luckily, they’re not one of our 57 states.

Ornaments on 63ft Christmas tree outside U.S. Capitol pay tribute to Obama… but not Jesus. The Obama administration ensures they promote out with the old Messiah in with the new.

Congressman lacks support! Barney Frank gives the House a glimpse of his ‘moobs’ in revealing sweater. We assume Barney was going to audition to replace Whoopi Golberg on the View right after this photo was taken. After all, he has moobs and can talk and fart at the same time.

Need a Christmas gift suggestion? How about this new book, “Everything Obama Knows About The Economy”! Like the lightweight himself, it’s a blank slate folks can project all their stupid fantasies on. Hey, lookit page 38 – government-funded high-speed rail can provide enough free cheese to feed a whole herd of unicorns! Amazing. Can’t wait until “Everything Al Gore Knows About Science” comes out.

Sen. Tom Coburn (R-OK) today released “Wastebook 2011” which highlights over $6.5 billion in examples of the most egregious ways taxpayer dollars were wasted. Stuff like $764,825 to study how college students use mobile devices for social networking (our guess would be for sex), $10 million for a remake of “Sesame Street” for Pakistan (Big Bird goes jihadi.) To paraphrase the late Everett Dirksen, 6.5 billion here, 6.5 billion there and pretty soon we’re talking about real money.

Sean Penn Engaged in Shouting Match With Former Co-Star in Airport. He said, ‘You are a pig!’ So I said, ‘And you are a communist [bleep]hole! Is it great to live the way you do as a communist?’ We think Communist [bleep]hole fits perfectly, except that Sean doesn’t live like a communist [bleep]hole, he lives more like a bourgeoisie [bleep]hole who wants everyone else to live like a proletariat.

North Koreans weeping hysterically. Apparently Lil Kim was way more popular than anyone knew.

Obama ‘concerned’ about rights in Venezuela.Obama ‘concerned’ about rights in Venezuela. Dear Leader is worried about rights here in the USA as well. He’s worried that we have too many of them.

SEIU Job Description: Train & Lead Members to Occupy State Buildings & Takeover Banks. Bank takeovers? We think they’re looking to hire John Dillinger or Bonnye and Clyde.

Candidate Match Game – answer issue-oriented questions and see which candidate most closely reflects your views. Our results were (1) Rick Perry (2) Ron Paul (3) Newt. Your mileage may will vary. Barack Obama finished last. Didn’t agree on one single issue. Shocking. Oh, here’s another one.

Václav Havel on Kim Jong-il, circa 2004. An antidote to the mind-numbing Kim orgasm emanating from the MSM useful idiots: “The Northern part of the Korean peninsula is governed by the world’s worst totalitarian dictator, who is responsible for taking millions of human lives.” The MSM is the real opiate of the people.

Standing small! Is this the world’s shortest firefighter at just 4ft 2in tall? At a time when everyone’s complaining and OWS is demanding more free stuff, we like this guy. Why? Because he’s out going for it! In spite of the recession and in spite of his size nothing’s going to hold him back. An IHTM salute to Vince Brasco!

Meghan McCain: If We Nominate Gingrich It Is ‘The End Of The Republican Party’: Someone should promptly inform the RINO that the GOP has certainly survived worse. Namely her father.

People Who Thought Lil Kim Died. Given the recent news that democracy cannot survive without a plethora of stupid people it would appear that we are handing our children a much healthier country than was handed us. Win!