I HATE THE MEDIA ™

U.S. Hunger Is at Lowest in a Decade: If you can eat a hamburger, thank capitalism.

Sanders ratchets up Amazon attacks with ‘Stop BEZOS Act’: Jeff Bezos increases US employment, Bernito Sanders increases the US cost of living. One of these men needs to be stopped, and it isn’t the guy that runs Amazon.

Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg: We Use ‘Alternative Facts’ to Combat ‘Misinformation’ and ‘Fake News.’ Wow, they use bullshit from their alternative-liberal version of the Twilight Zone to combat reality. This is insanity.

ICE going after illegal voters in North Carolina. They just subpoenaed the voting records for the whole damn state. And this is ICE doing the subpoenaing so you know who they’re after: illegal aliens who voted. Mass exodus of illegals from North Carolina in 3… 2… 1…

Bullied student with mental disabilities, paralyzed arm fights back — and gets suspended, mom says. School districts have been pulling this shit for a long time. We told our kids years ago that if someone bullied them at school to kick their ass and if they got suspended I’d take the week off and we’d go do some fun stuff.

The School Shootings That Weren’t. We found this buried on the internet. 235 school shootings? Sorry, it’s only 11 in 2015-2016. The left lies again. Even NPR is calling bullshit.

161 schools or districts reported to NPR that no school shootings had occurred. 4 incidents were miscategorized, The remaining 59 could not be confirmed or disconfirmed by NPR.

They’re back at it today. Exercising “free” speech. pic.twitter.com/K7GPFCeusM

— Adam W. Schindler (@AdamSchindler) September 5, 2018

Man Seen Handing Out Money to Kavanaugh Protester ‘Works For Soros-Funded Org.’ We bet you couldn’t get odds in Vegas that this was a Soros operation.

Jack Dorsey Says Twitter Is a Public Square More than 5 Times. We think he forgot to clarify that it’s a public square for left-wing liberal loonies and for conservatives he reserves the right to edit, shadowban, suspend and ban permanently if some dweeb in Twitter HQ is offended.

The Twitter CEO’s wording is significant — according to U.S. law, speech and expression in the public square are protected by the First Amendment, regardless of whether the public squares are under private ownership.

I Am Part of the Resistance Inside the Trump Administration

NYT Op Ed: I work for the president but like-minded colleagues and I have vowed to thwart parts of his agenda and his worst inclinations.

Hot take: New York Times admits that the deep state is real and actively working against our democracy.

Juth do it. We’ll just leave this here.

Senators blast Google executives for not showing up to hearings on election meddling. It looks like the executives at Google think they’re now above the law. Time for a big antitrust lawsuit in our opinion.

Twitter shares down as much as 6% during CEO Jack Dorsey’s Senate testimony. What happens when you mess with people and they don’t like it.

Dianne Feinstein Admits Coordinating with Anti-Trump Parkland Dad Before Kavanaugh Hearing. Feinstain goes full whack-job. It appears the plan was to have Gutenberg walk up to Kavanaugh and offer to shake his hand then make a big deal when Kavanaugh didn’t. Obviously because he had no clue who Gutenberg was.

I invited @Fred_Guttenberg to sit in the audience at today’s hearing because the Supreme Court affects the lives of real people. He knows firsthand how Brett Kavanaugh’s extreme views on guns could lead to more massacres. Thank you Fred, for honoring your daughter.

— Senator Dianne Feinstein (@SenFeinstein) September 4, 2018

Town hit with ‘significant’ economic hardship after Red Hen restaurant booted Sarah Sanders. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Public Service Announcement. Hundreds of products including nasal sprays and baby oral gels sold at CVS, Walgreens, Dollar General, Family Dollar and other stores are being recalled because of possible contamination.

Teachers Given “Active Shooter Preparation Kit” Including Bucket, Duct Tape. We guess the bucket is to shit in when you realize the crap in it is useless and you should have gotten a gun and ammunition.

Neil Armstrong movie ‘First Man’ omits the American flag being planted on the moon, and star Ryan Gosling defended the decision

Gosling: “I think this was widely regarded in the end as a human achievement [and] that’s how we chose to view it,” Gosling. “I also think Neil was extremely humble, as were many of these astronauts, and time and time again he deferred the focus from himself to the 400,000 people who made the mission possible.”

Note to Mr. Gosling. We don’t need your speculation on the matter. The record clearly shows Neal Armstrong felt about things. He planted the flag and he saluted the flag. You would do well to stick to the acting and leave the revisionist history to liberal academics.

Colin Kaepernick Named Face of Nike’s 30th Anniversary of ‘Just Do It’ Campaign: This news just broke, which means you’ve still got time to dump the Nike stock before it tanks.

Mass migration of American women to Texas imminent. Friday morning, a truck carrying Axe body spray for men exploded on a Texas interstate.

Dope Francis. With sex abuse by Catholic priests all over the news and high level Catholics suggesting he should resign because he’s part of the problem, Francis finally addresses the emergency… of plastic straws polluting the oceans.

Weekly thread: 9/1-9/8/18 Happy Labor Day.

Judicial Watch: Justice Department Discloses No FISA Court Hearings Held on Carter Page Warrants. Talk about your collusion, here it is.

“It is disturbing that the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance courts rubber-stamped the Carter Page spy warrants and held not one hearing on these extraordinary requests to spy on the Trump team,” said Judicial Watch President Tom Fitton. “Perhaps the court can now hold hearings on how justice was corrupted by material omissions that Hillary Clinton’s campaign, the DNC, a conflicted Bruce Ohr, a compromised Christopher Steele, and anti-Trumper Peter Strzok were all behind the ‘intelligence’ used to persuade the courts to approve the FISA warrants that targeted the Trump team.”

Witness: Beto tried to flee drunk driving scene after causing high-speed crash. Texas gets the opportunity to vote for a felon Senator who blew .136, crashed into the center divider and then tried to flee the police. What a guy.

New CPRC Research: How a Botched Study Fooled the World About the U.S. Share of Mass Public Shootings: U.S. Rate is Lower than Global Average. Remember that old saying “Figures don’t lie but liars figure.”

Obama’s Energy Secretary points out two flaws in California’s ‘carbon-free’ energy plan. Yeah like 16,023 square miles, of turbines” to get the wind power capacity needed to meet the state’s “carbon-free” goal, plus even more land for solar power. Just the turbines would need an area about 4 times the size of Los Angeles, then double that for solar. We have a suggestion about whose ass they can stick this idea up.