Sir Paul McCartney was performing at FedEx Field in Washington, DC last weekend. Since he was just down the road from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, the former Beatle paid tribute to Michelle Obama by dedicating his classic song “Michelle” to the first lady.
The song’s lyrics say “I love you, I love you, I love you / That’s all I want to say.” But keep in mind that this is the same aged rocker who married an alleged peg-legged former prostitute (the peg-legged part is confirmed, but the former prostitute part is only alleged).
Nevertheless, we think Paul’s LSD usage in the 60s is starting to catch up with him. He obviously dedicated the wrong song to Michelle. There were just so many others that were far more appropriate.
Sit back and click and enjoy the Beatles songs that should have been dedicated to our First Socialist Lady.
Baby, You’re A Rich Man (You make over $75,000 per year so Michelle and her husband want their share. Plus a surtax.)
Chains (The Beatles called them “Chains of Love,” but we’d call them “Chains of Socialism”)
Devil In Her Heart (Can’t help but agree with the title)
Hello, Goodbye (We don’t agree about anything)
Helter Skelter (Yes, the world is going insane and your husband in running the asylum)
Hey, Bulldog (Michelle’s one of the most beautiful people in the world? C’mon. Seriously?)
I Me Mine (The Obama administration seems to think that there is no I, me or mine. It’s all theirs)
I’m Down (C’mon, Michelle, how can you laugh when you know I’m down?)
Misery (Alphabetically just one Beatles tune away from “Michelle.” This may have been the one McCartney meant to dedicate to the First Lady)
Money, That’s What I Want (Unfortunately, Michelle, your husband also wants our money)
Piggies (The men in white starched shirts want to take everything we have)
Revolution #9 (We don’t want your husband’s socialist revolution, Michelle)
Slow Down (Why does everything have to be done NOW?)
Taxman (You’re married to the Taxman-In-Chief, Michelle)
The Fool on the Hill (Or, perhaps, the Fool On Capitol Hill)
You Can’t Do That (Cap and trade? New taxes? Socialized medicine? You can’t do that.)
You Never Gave Me Your Money (But you want to take all of ours, don’t you?)
Source: Politico.com
This post was last modified on October 18, 2023
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Tim-like all limousine liberals-the hippy beatles grew up to be very rich-lennon living in an apartment on central park south that cost millions, even back then...yet they all still preach (or did until their deaths) socialistic kool aid talk. It is hilarious-we hear the same from today's hollywood elite who demand we all give up our lives and serve obama, vote for gubment healthcare, and then lobby the government to not tax their sweetheart health care(which I have, and only costs me 150 bucks a quarter for full coverage of my family of 4, with ZERO DEDUCTIBLE) I have to laugh-and the love of michelle from all these nozzles because she and her baby daddy hate what america stands for is too classic. well put Tim-well put!
MSH
Now, Tim. Please don't tell me you came to this particular URL just to bash the Beatles? Honestly, if you really want to, I'm sure you could find some anti-Beatles online discussion board. There's really no need to try to provoke us Beatles-lovers.
The Beatles are as old as dirt. Who cares about them?! And what's left of them. Late 60's countercultural garbage that polluted a generation and that inane hippy-dippy mentality is still an incurable virus that needs to be eradicated once and for all. The Beatles shrieked and shrilled, banging out dippy tunes pertaining to socialism and everything else in a nutshell for the counterculture revolution. Sure McCartney was nothing more than a drugged out, bass guitar picking bloke, but John Lennon was the center of the controversy. Love-In's in store front windows with his equally deranged and ugly wife, Yoko, Lennon's foul outspoken disdain for America and his desire for a "perfect little world," that of communism. The 60's led to the greatest downfall America ever suffered. We continue to suffer from this cretinous, far-left mentality that seems to have gained momentum in recent years mainly due to the Iraq War. Notice since President Bush is no longer in office you don't see all of those hippy-dippy protesters marching in antiwar demonstrations? The war is still waging in Iraq, but Obama being president seems to have made it taboo for war protesters to form demonstrations anymore. It wasn't about protesting the war, it was hate for President Bush. Remember Ms. "Looney Tunes" Cindy Sheehan? Where's she now? To sum it all up: The Beatles were drugged out morons who played loud, obnoxious music and, for the most part, hated America; this to be said by MANY of those 60's, 70's rebellious rock groups. Do we really care what some so-called entertainers' views matter? We better not! Only those who don't have any integrity will place great value in what some bumbling entertainer has to say. Oprah Winfrey for one. Now don't get me started on that holier-than-thou halfwit!
Zombie Lennon... now there's a concept.
Right ON!
We love the Beatles but he can get off kilter!
Be glad John isn't running around being a lap dog too!