Here’s something you don’t see every day of the week. Obama singing, “Hey, Jude.”
“Daddy, did you plug the hole yet?”
“Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Nah, nah, nah, nah.”
Wish we could have been there back in the day. You know, back when Obama was out in the streets, keepin’ it real, impressin’ all the other brothers with his ability to sing Beatles’ songs.
At a recent event at the White House, everybody’s second favorite former Beatle took the opportunity to unload on America’s most recent former President.
At a recent event at the White House, everybody’s second favorite former Beatle took the opportunity to unload on America’s most recent former President.
According to Sir Paul McCartney, “After the last eight years, it’s great to have a president who knows what a library is.”
Paul McCartney dedicated the song “Michelle” to Michelle Obama. He picked the wrong song. Here are some more appropriate choices, including Back in the USSR.
Sir Paul McCartney was performing at FedEx Field in Washington, DC last weekend. Since he was just down the road from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, the former Beatle paid tribute to Michelle Obama by dedicating his classic song “Michelle” to the first lady.
The song’s lyrics say “I love you, I love you, I love you / That’s all I want to say.” But keep in mind that this is the same aged rocker who married an alleged peg-legged former prostitute (the peg-legged part is confirmed, but the former prostitute part is only alleged).
Nevertheless, we think Paul’s LSD usage in the 60s is starting to catch up with him. He obviously dedicated the wrong song to Michelle. There were just so many others that were far more appropriate.
Sit back and click and enjoy the Beatles songs that should have been dedicated to our First Socialist Lady.
Baby, You’re A Rich Man (You make over $75,000 per year so Michelle and her husband want their share. Plus a surtax.)
Chains (The Beatles called them “Chains of Love,” but we’d call them “Chains of Socialism”)
Devil In Her Heart (Can’t help but agree with the title)
Hello, Goodbye (We don’t agree about anything)
Helter Skelter (Yes, the world is going insane and your husband in running the asylum)
Hey, Bulldog (Michelle’s one of the most beautiful people in the world? C’mon. Seriously?)
I Me Mine (The Obama administration seems to think that there is no I, me or mine. It’s all theirs)
I’m Down (C’mon, Michelle, how can you laugh when you know I’m down?)
Misery (Alphabetically just one Beatles tune away from “Michelle.” This may have been the one McCartney meant to dedicate to the First Lady)
Money, That’s What I Want (Unfortunately, Michelle, your husband also wants our money)
Piggies (The men in white starched shirts want to take everything we have)
Revolution #9 (We don’t want your husband’s socialist revolution, Michelle)
Slow Down (Why does everything have to be done NOW?)
Taxman (You’re married to the Taxman-In-Chief, Michelle)
The Fool on the Hill (Or, perhaps, the Fool On Capitol Hill)
You Can’t Do That (Cap and trade? New taxes? Socialized medicine? You can’t do that.)
You Never Gave Me Your Money (But you want to take all of ours, don’t you?)
Source: Politico.com
Ex-Beatle Paul McCartney has a new girlfriend, a socialite named Nancy Shevell.
The good news is that unlike McCartney’s previous wife, Shevell is apparently rational, has millions of dollars of her own, and best of all, two fully-functional legs.
The bad news is that Shevell is Barbara Walters’ cousin.
Although we’re sure this is heartbreaking news for McCartney, we always feel it’s better that things like this come out before the wedding. We’re just sorry that we had to be the bearers of bad news.
(In order to maintain our remarkably high standards of journalistic integrity, we must report that this is a complete lie. There is nothing we enjoy more than being the bearers of bad news. Yee-haw!)
