Police Called To Domestic Dispute Over Boyfriend Passing Gas. The way the cops are acting lately we’re surprised they didn’t arrest him for having a weapon of ass destruction.
Police Called To Domestic Dispute Over Boyfriend Passing Gas. The way the cops are acting lately we’re surprised they didn’t arrest him for having a weapon of ass destruction.
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My scent, know it.
"…”there’s a dead guy on my driveway and his is naked”…..Inflatable love doll laying face up…"
Since I can't see a woman buying a male inflatable love doll, there must be some very weird dudes living in Not so silents neighborhood. Hey crawley! Do you live in California? Hahaha
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
”there’s a dead guy on my driveway and his is naked”
Was the dead guy, the caller, or both, Obama voters?
If I were to guess both the caller and the inflatable guy voted Obama….
Sounds like Crowley's inflatable Ron Paul sex doll got away from him.
Who can blame the doll for wanting some freedom?
Based on what you know about me, do you think I'm the type who has sex often?
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL That was so funny! I still TD'ed you out of habit.
Awww crap, had to give the little hemorrhoid a thumbs up.
!) it was actually a valid question.
( and the answer is , unless you are selling yourself on the local bag & blow corner, I would think not)
2) It did NOT mention Ron Paul.
3) it did NOT mention corporate greed.
Just realized, that's 2 thumbs up I gave him this year. (facepalm)
Who cares?
Creepy Crowley,Masturbating 18 times a day does not count as sex.
LOLOLOLOL OMG that is so wonderfully mean and hilarious!!!
And most likely true.
This is the reason 9-1-1 is backed up. Every day we get calls from Crowley's relatives all over town, they expect the police to come out a fix everything because they are too stupid to handle the problem on their own. Fart smell? For god's sake walk outside! I have had calls to 9-1-1 about people blowing leaves in the neighbors driveway, that the neighbors kids splash too loud in the pool, that the neighbor needs to not mow his lawn on Saturday since it is my holy day, and on and fucking on and on and on....And they all call 9-1-1 and since it is a 9-1-1 call we have to respond. Since I have been at this for a long, long time, I am at the point where when someone calls 9-1-1 and it is to report some kind of bullshit, I cite them for misuse of the 9-1-1 system. I can't get them all but I sure as hell aim to try. My favorite call..."there's a dead guy on my driveway and his is naked".....Inflatable love doll laying face up...smile on his face and the guy thought it was real..When I asked if the caller had seen the "dead guy" drop in his driveway, he said, "well is was windy and he just kind rolled down the street and stopped here"...Okay do you think it was windy enough to blow around a body?...."Well I don't know about those things".....I Stabbed it with my knife and threw it in his garbage can.....
LMOAO...And old friends wondered why I didn't become a cop when I got out of the service? My tolerance for stupidity was, and is, far lower than yours is buddy.
I know what you mean whiskey, I have no tolerance for stupid people. I would be off the force in a week or less.
OMG that is so hilarious... sad but hilarious
I don't know why men think it is a woman's obligation to smell his farts. It is gross.... With that said the police should never be called... she is free to be an adult woman pack her crap and go away.
Are you trying to tell me you women don't rip a good one once in a while? Don't try to gas me KQ, I was married for a lot of years and know better. (teehee)
Well I didn't say that. All humans at some point pass gas, but I don't think women think it is men's obligations to stick around and smell it. :-)
But, they don't mind giving you a "Dutch Oven" when you're trying to give them an "Australian Kiss".
LMOAO...You are one evil dude poppa!
I try :evil:
Are these things that are going to gross me out if I look them up?
A Dutch Oven is being trapped under the sheets when someone passes gas/
An Australian Kiss is the same as a French Kiss, but "Down Under".
Ewwww....
Eww, to which one?
"Pack her crap?" That hardly seems like an appropriate response.
LOLOL
Baked beans will be the weapon of choice for rear ending people.
Beans are a magical fruit, they'll turn your ass into a stinking flute
In the war between the sexes, this must be the fog.
I'm surprised Quagmire didn't send his EPA thugs to shake them down for carbon taxes.
If this was really an indictable offense, I could have had my ex-wife sent away for a long time!
I guess it's a wonder my ex-wife put up with me as long as she did. (snicker)
What, they actually went to the home and investigated an illegal gas discharge? Why didn't they tell the woman to go back to sleep and stop bothering the police department over such an insignificant issue?